Chad Woods

Football Beer & MILFs. Divorced dad of two beautiful daughters. I only fear God. #TitanUp #WaterTownTigers

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

@ChuckMorris2352 @WendyMiller7697 @LHSAthletics615 @BDPFootball How can you tell my dear old friend for 50 years basically unholy. May God bless you and your family. Totally not tolerated. He was the best man at my wedding back in 1967 and i won’t let anyone talk down on this man.

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

@garity362233 @thedevilslair2 @BarstoolDevs2 @Larrynorris82 @ChuckMorris2352 @Johnsimpson6769 @Bob_Wellington1 Heard there was a dawg fight tonight. Those boys from Green Hills can absolutely ball over there. Good to see great football nowadays, can’t find it anymore. That Kannon kid, wow heard he layed pipe on them all night. Almost came down to a field goal, but the Hawks fucked em.

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

@Bob_Wellington1 I could say the same thing about those pussy’s that your about to face this week at the hill or so yall call it. Heard yall are pretty good over there at greenhills. To the blue devils, I wish you luck. You’ll need it!

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

4 straight baby! Watch out for my tigers now. I’m here for the ride and you should be too.

[WatertownFB official @PurpleTigersFB]

4 straight🏈 #PTP #believe

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

@Bob_Wellington1 This yall right? Try again Mr. Bob, from the looks of this right here, we’ll bend you over and then leave you craving for more, you dipshit.

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

@Jimmylovesleb @BarstoolDevs2 @garity362233 @barstoolthehill Hold on now jimmy, Chill with the selfies.

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

@BarstoolDevs2 @garity362233 @Jimmylovesleb @barstoolthehill I would watch what you say about this guy. Heard he’s an absolute beast. He’ll appear in your dreams and make you tuck your dick back into your ass, from the looks of it, just like how you like it.

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

@MAGACult2 Typical liberals, can’t understand the true meaning of being Americans. The blind leading the blind. Can’t believe who in their right mind would be this big of a wanker you fucking idiots. That Tylenol looks like it got to them and their whole family tree.

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

@Johnsimpson6769 @BarstoolDevs2 @barstoolthehill Thanks John. We are building something pretty special over there. Look out for my tigers. Wish we could play some of the top teams in the county. I think my tigers could molly wap green hill Lebanon and those shitty bears. Heard about glencliff vs green hill sorry about that man.

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

@ChuckMorris2352 @realspitfire @NFL Man Chuck this is a disgrace to our country am I right. I mean shit these fagotism days are bringing down our country slowly just like how my dick can get up nowadays. I heard someone is called HPJ. Think he might sell me a honey pack? If I get my hands on that, it's game over

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

@Sabrinamercad1 @Larrynorris82 @ChuckMorris2352 @CoachHennigan @Cavs_Football Let me get in their honey. I’ll show you my ways. You’ll leave cravings for more. Hit my line and we’ll make it happen

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

@Larrynorris82 Larry what happened with your Big Orange last year now that was a rough one. I agree with you though get that fat lard out of there. I remember those days with Petrino He slayed pussy too much he caught a volleyball player In my prime I ran the streets tell your wife she’s next.

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

@GavinNewsom With the government shutdown, they can do things to get your kind of people the fuck out of their. Won’t be long before it’s up and running again Just got to get all the tards out. Your kind of people are the downfall of the blessed and amazing country. Fuck you Gavin you dipshit

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

@HawkEmDownChris I believe I could get down around 8, but my girlfriend..phew. She knows how to suck dick so she could get the whole damn thing down.

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

@GavinNewsom I heard all you leftist that are somehow still in the government, wanted to support those illegal immigrants with free healthcare. What the fuck are you guys thinking. Yall need to get mental health readings done. The leftys include those fags It runs in the department looks like

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

@ChuckMorris2352 @Larrynorris82 @davidmwilson14 @GentryC20 @BDPFootball @TBSports5 @LHSAthletics615 Hey Chuck how did your cavs do this past week? Believe they played Green Hills, if I’m wrong correct me. Heard their season is looking like mount Juliet’s. Are we gonna talk about those shitty bears getting their first win 6 weeks into the season, pathetic am I right?

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

@KatAbughazaleh It’s y’all’s fault you dipshits. Can’t stand in front of a car thinking you’re doing something to stop it. If it were me driving put that pedal to the metal. You leftist are out of y’all’s minds and it clearly shows. Think about the past shootings liberals that are apart of lgbtq

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

@JJWatt JJ got it figured out. Future HOFer and even after retirement, he still has it figured out. Living good. Wish I could’ve made it to the next level, but it got cut short due to me getting diagnosed with testicular cancer. Now I’m just sitting here drinking my beer. Good job JJ!

[Chad Woods @ChadWoods_216]

@Wearesoback1 Couldn’t get better than this man. This guy is living the life. Keep up the positivity man, we love to see it.