Chad Powers

Definition of arm talent. Home-schooled QB coached and taught by my mom.

#FastChad

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Some team would get crazy value if they picked me in the 3rd round or later. Especially in this draft. Ty Simpson 13th overall? Please...

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@Matt_Pinner Me, under center.

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@RealSkipBayless Wait.....your name is Skip? What kind of made-up name is that?

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@Jeff_McLane @ZBerm Mom always says you can't pay too much for a tight end.

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@RapSheet No, I am still available.

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I could sign for a fraction of what most of these bum @NFL QBs are getting and the team would reap the benefits of twice the arm talent for a discounted price and my mom's robust playbook.

#pissmissles

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I have never thrown 4 picks in a game, that includes the year we played Chambersburg and I was throwing no look passes the entire second half.

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@TomBrady @emedhealth Someone told me that I should ask you about a bite coin. What is a bite coin?

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Cripes, @Eagles, my mom is a MUCH better OC/HC than Patullo and Sirianni. She is available for a fraction of the price and makes a mean lasagna, so Big Dom will like her. DM for details.

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That Pavarotti kid from Vandy should probably work on his inner monologue and keep more things to himself.

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I am not sure which offense will be a tougher watch on Friday: @HawkeyeFootball or @Eagles. Maybe the annual Powers Thanksgiving bowl will go to overtime and I won't watch either. As bad as Uncle Frank is at pass pro, this could be a real possibility.

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@Browns I'd call that a good half.

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@BarstoolGruden You should see me sling piss-missles.

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@PennStateFball now that you have come to your senses, I am available with full eligibility and my mom is ready to be the first woman head coach in D1 college football history. Do the right thing.

There is a catch...

My old buddy Ferris is my backup.

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#BoycottHulu

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Love see @NUFBFamily curb stomp @coachjfranklin and those posers at @PennStateFball. That's what you get for valuing 40 times over arm talent.

#GoUNorthwestern

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#BoycottHulu

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@espn What happened to handing the ball to the ref and high-fiving your teammates on the way back yo the sideline? This thug probably learned this from Uncle Eli.

#Bushleague

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Just want to remind everyone that Deacon Hill somehow managed to start at QB for multiple games at a Division 1 school while I haven't even got a serious look. It is ridiculous.

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@AdamSchefter I would give the Saints a better chance of winning than the bums on their roster.