Chad Parsley

Tell yer girl to quit jockin me

[Chad Parsley @Chaddyparsley]

@ThorGilbright @MainJoe That look like a where-woof, bruh... Woof dun took some stair-royds er sumthin.

[Thor DonaldGilbright @ThorGilbright]

Today is "cool a$$ woof day". Here go a cool ass woof
#cool #ass #woofwoofwednesday #woof @Chaddyparsley @MainJoe

[Chad Parsley @Chaddyparsley]

@Jedi_Daddy @AtticusFinch79 relax cunt jesus fukin krist! Yer an angry bull dyke, yes?

[Chad Parsley @Chaddyparsley]

@AtticusFinch79 @Jedi_Daddy @ThorGilbright

[Chad Parsley @Chaddyparsley]

@AtticusFinch79 @Jedi_Daddy I wint down tha hill wit this ol porky sumbich & he took ma beelfold wen i's turnt around. Y'all seen it?

[Chad Parsley @Chaddyparsley]

@AtticusFinch79 @Jedi_Daddy Thx lovey :)

[Chad Parsley @Chaddyparsley]

@Jedi_Daddy @AtticusFinch79 haha if you thought that was bad you ain't seen nuthin yet!

[Chad Parsley @Chaddyparsley]

@AtticusFinch79 @Jedi_Daddy you look motorboatable...

[Chad Parsley @Chaddyparsley]

Ima keep this real simple: If you wear a towel on your head, or force your lady to wear a full body cloak & mask.... WE WON'T BE FRIENDS.

[Chad Parsley @Chaddyparsley]

Me n @ThorGilbright Sittin up in a bar in Dothan, & this damn ugly hippie rolls in & sits rite nxt ma ass.. Stinks like patchewlee n camels

[Thor DonaldGilbright @ThorGilbright]

Don jus tolt me he got em a Zorse for he's petting #zoo
I can't wait to bring Judith by

[Chad Parsley @Chaddyparsley]

@andersoncooper Hey dumbass, bringing the dead girl's parents on was a terrible idea.. Too soon man. You should know better

[Chad Parsley @Chaddyparsley]

@jeff_zausch Kendra @IKendraLust

[Chad Parsley @Chaddyparsley]

@ThorGilbright Caitlyn is the bravest person I dun ever saw

[Thor DonaldGilbright @ThorGilbright]

@Chaddyparsley Why Chad? https://t.co/lNgmYSMR3S

[Chad Parsley @Chaddyparsley]

@Pee_And_Giggles @E_lok44 Hmmmmmmmmm..... Ok.

[Chad Parsley @Chaddyparsley]

@MrsdogC You are my dream girl!!

[Casey Duncan @caseytduncan]

Let's hold hands and be weird

[Chad Parsley @Chaddyparsley]

@420SassyBlonde boobs for the win.

[Thor DonaldGilbright @ThorGilbright]

Bankroll got my leg look like it got mumps. Ma pockets dam show ain't hurtin #Push #Shove #Dump #Dip
@KidTruthMusic @MainJoe @Chaddyparsley