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And there's our first unemployed gamer of the day. Thanks Temu John Cena. You and that mop top looking like AI made a Live action version of Jimmy Neutron, but somehow got the extra gay prompt added. He IS from Iowa so we know he definitely fucks his own cousins. Typical Iowa Soy Boy raised on Nitrates and antibiotics. GFYS Soy boy.

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@Dakotah1642519 @Brammflakes Ha, Any suggestions? I've always gone by Chad... or "Hey asshole". That one never truly stuck.

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Here's and Idea, How about an "I'm over 40" discount for the older gamers that just want to play without fighting 33 winter soldiers every fucking match, and another discount if we can provide proof that we work a full time job.

Maybe toss in a weekly cash bonus if we have a mortgage payment, and get xp boosters if our vehicles are fully paid off.

Maybe put in some login kaptcha style quizzes that ask relevant questions like " What does grass feel like?". and "Have you ever been sun burnt?."

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Sooo Make less, pay more, Keep playing longer and harder to try and secure the same unlocks that were already difficult to unlock. Sounds like a win win for the Devs and Unemployed nerds that live in mommas basement, and a lose lose for the part time grinder that barely gets 2 hours in a day, and can play less than 3 days a week.

This is going to make the sweats all powerful, and the rest of us that work for a damn living, unintentional victims.

I see a massive die off of player base 3 weeks from launch of S2. Thats about the time for pasty white Jhonny thats allergic to the sun to get these top items unlocked. There are far more part timers than sweats. Little guys are Def gonna move on when the hope of unlocking a tank, or the havoc are a fucking pipe dream that is impossible to achieve. I flew my ASS off and was never able to get high enough to unlock rhe Havoc, and even if I did, I damn sure wouldn't have the cash to unlock it because Every game I was able to play you had Try hard cramming their toys so far up our FOBs ass that it was tickling the tonsils from the inside.

GG's

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@shellshockkk Let's be honest, it took 27 sticks of butter and a gravitational assist from Jupiter to squeeze your ass into that chair. Standing up now would take an act of God and a professional wrecking crew of 13 people with 6 foot long pry bars dipped in gorilla glue.

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@elonmusk Im sure she is grateful flies are dead in the winter. I can smell the gingivitis from here.

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@MrAndyNgo @Julio_Rosas11 As soon as they opened your door a single shot to the face should have rang out as a warning to everyone else around you.

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It really depends. My ex wife went from Skinny Minnie in highschool to two-ton Tammy. I never cared that she gained weight. She gave birth to my children. It was when her personality got ugly, that we finally parted ways. I always saw her as the girl I fell in love with, until she became the woman I couldn't stand. That and when her third child came out black as midnight shadows... that helped a little bit.

Now, after the divorce, I never went hog hunting. I was on the prowl for fit and fun. If there is zero initial phtsical attraction, personality is irrelevant.

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@nicksortor Should fight water with water. Bring out the cannons! Mfers have no idea what wet clothes in below freezing temps feels like. They will go home.

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@factpostnews Why are they always little fragile ass soy boys that sound like they are one voice level shy of a fucking field mouse. Should have stayed home and played checkers with your boyfriend ya little antifa nerd.

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@SaltyGoat17 Accomplice Liability/Law of Parties

She not only drove there with her, agitated ICE officers, assisted in blocking the road, she also instructed her to " DRIVE BABY DRIVE " which directly resulted in someone's death.

Charge the wife with Murder.

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@MoooPapa @iAnonPatriot Trailer Homes dont have basements. JS. 🤷‍♂️

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@Mappy6984 This video was brought to you by, EBT.

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@LaNativePatriot Finally! A Chad post that I can support!

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@MatrixMysteries You should include your annoying ass "Valley Girl" voice in the bankruptcy. Do us all a favor and give it back. Go back to basics. And spit out the fucking gum when talking.

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@SteveLovesAmmo Tighten up nerd, Chad is where its at.

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@HustleBitch_ Funny, my BCBS Health, Dental, and Vision insurance remained EXACTLY the same from 2025 to 2026. Not a penny more. Covers myself and my Family. Locked in. 🔒

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@AVGirl4Life Never. It helps when you have the immune system of a Komodo Dragon.

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@ViralMedia247 Should have just fucked her sister. That way she loses you AND her sister.

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This is true. She might be a seasoned Pr(h)o. But thats where extra comes in. Going beyond her normal. Fucks you in a new and surprising way, does shit she hadn't done for years. If the cheating causes her guilt, which in most cases it does, she will attempt to compensate for what she has done. When my wife cheated on me, I had just came back from a hunting trip. She had long since showered. My first red flag was the way she hugged me. It was like no hug before. Even threw the leg up on me like in the movies. My ears perked up a little bit. I start looking around the house. All the laundry is done, bed sheets washed, everything clean. Wtf, she hadn't cleaned like that since our son was born. Trash taken out! OK Hold the phone. I didnt tip my hand, I just kept it close to my chest. Waited until she went to work. Went to the trash can, found the bag from that weekend, played out some newspaper and put on some nitrile gloves and dissected that shit like inspector gadget. That's when I found all the beer bottles, liquor bottles, and condom wrappers.

I had her ass.

No more bets.

Time to call.