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Yep, that’s right. TWO Ice Poppies at once 👍🏻

[𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥 @Chafroman]

Hi guys I’m wearing my nice new snuggy fleece today can everyone please smile at me thank you :)

[f 🇵🇸 @AFrazzledScot]

Do you understand the aura and skill it takes to order in French, in Paris, and have the waiter not immediately revert to English?

This is like when Ronaldinho had the Bernabeu on its feet applauding him.

Truly the greatest to ever do it.

[James Neill  ≠ 𝕏 @jneill]

Oswald Mosley, Lee
1918: Elected Conservative MP, Harlow
1922: Elected Independent MP, Harlow
1923: Re-elected Independent MP, Harlow
1924: Stood for Labour, Birmingham Ladywood. Narrowly lost by 100 votes
1926: Elected Labour MP, Smethwick
1932: founded British Union of Fascists

[Mr B @laziolabubu]

Keir Starmer taking his anger out on the weather machine this afternoon

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

imagine freeing one slave in your entire life and it’s Hitler

[Mads @europemaxxed]

no cigarettes
adult milkshakes

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Inspired this all timer

[Matthew Tynan @Matthew_Tynan]

I love when people tweet “you’ll never guess in a million years who…” and they’re absolutely correct

[paige @BonerWizard]

unbecoming of a colonel

[SONAR EVENT @sonarevent_]

Patient zeros when they see an airport

[Dean @deanthomas_88]

Early preparations for Arsenal v Atletico next week

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

When they sleep on you… tuck em in💯

[Neil @NeilLfc_5]

The footballing Gods have blessed us tonight. Unfortunately the Devil has a plan for us tomorrow.

[Sarah Deech ☕️ @londonette]

Me flicking through the menu at an Indian restaurant pretending to be open minded when I know full well I’m going to order the chicken tikka masala

[Red-Green Alliance @RedGreenBC]

Nothing like that feeling when you're blitzed but give yourself a Mission and feel like you're floating through the room at high speed

[Matt Ferrari @MatthewFerrari]

this is like a Family Guy cutaway that goes on too long before it wraps around to begin funny again

[Neil @NeilLfc_5]

Still the worst video that's ever existed on the internet

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

@grok Have you been programmed to spout government propaganda or can you think for yourself