There's something that makes me inexplicably giddy when somebody says "know what I mean, jelly bean"
Like, "yes I am jelly bean 🥺🥺🥺 and I know exactly what you mean!"
@AuthorNateJones@Natestolgic1 and I present our little love, born into Daddy's hands on December 30th at 7:26 p.m., 7lbs 1 oz and 19½ inches long
Say hello to Langston🩵
We are enchanted 😍
There's probably nobody out there who notices the change in a pregnant woman's labia like a wax artist doing a Brazilian. Probably looking at the client's pussy like " gat damn, lil mama got lip fillers"
Mr. & Mrs.
Est 8.16.24
Expecting our bundle sometime around January 8th❤️
So glad I get to spend my forever with you❤️🔥
@AuthorNateJones@Natestolgic1
I love US 💖 I have no doubt in my mind that we were made for each other like bespoke strands of kismet dancing between constellations and other earthly vibrations
So, there wasn't a moment of hesitation when you asked me to marry you--yes! I'm so excited to build our forever🥰
My future wife @ChagrinShorty just said
"How did I manage to get a Golden Retriever Boyfriend with Devil Dick?"
And I've never been complimented better in my LIFE!