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[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

Through fits of laughter, he insists on reading it out loud Fri afternoon. I block my ears and insist on saving it for a quiet Shabbos moment as my Oneg Shabbos. No shalom bayis course prepared us for the tensions surrounding Dovid Bashevkin's Mishpacha column. @DBashIdeas

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

A mother's anticipation of how dinner will get on the table is:
Rebbi Nachman: hopeful
Rav Kook: an evolving process
Lubavitcher rebbe: a shlichus
Novardok: non-existent
The Rav: a synthesis
Rashbam: the way of the world
Baal Shem Tov: miraculous

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

@shlomostark123 At trampoline park in Rishon. You coming?

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

@DBashIdeas @shlomostark123 @TheRealRaam @shaalvimhock @DRSHALB @shaalaleph

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

Highlight of my day: seeing tape recorders sold in regular kiryat Sefer electronics store #vintage #frum

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

2 y/o doesn't want to say mezonot on cookie. He wants to say... Hamavdil bein kodesh l'chol. Tssssss. NeoHassidic at the age of 2.

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

What does it say about my internet company that they only accept documents via fax?

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

Daughter got this prize in Gan for being mevater like rachel imeinu.

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

@ariyablok @shlomokatz ChaimMo's Abba has been notified. Don't know what his abba will say but his Ima thinks it sounds awesome!

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

"I hear that" is what people say when they're not listening.

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

Does anyone proofread before sending an item to commercial mass production?

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

I was quite pleased with my car-ride music selection when one of my trempers started singing along.

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

Why it's Important to live in heterogeneous area: who else could I find to babysit on yom haatzmaut night if not for my chareidi neighbors?

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

Pre-Pesach shopping at Osher Ad. Toddlers for sale.

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

1.5y/o son begging for... a ponytail. After all, all the cool kids at daycare have it.Toddler peer pressure in Shaalvim. #ToddlerNeoChasidus

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

Why does men unpacking their bags mean dumping all their clean clothing into the laundry basket?

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

Should I be concerned about how proud 1.5 y/o's Morah is that he's finally learning to hit kids back? I thought we teach kids not to hit.

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

1st grader came home telling me all about Yat Kislev. What a well-rounded education (except for literacy, social studies, and science)

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

No greater let down than getting an email from a friend you haven't been in touch with in a while, only to realize it's spam.

[ChaimMo @ChaimMo]

Seems like I got a really great deal... Judaica stores never really excelled in marketing.