Carmen Ursel

“I can hear the revving of our misfortune.” Member of team danger.. Chainsaw giver. Gachiakuta OC. 🌧️ Rainmin is @Rainy_heartboot. pfp by @raiderzanzan

[Carmen Ursel @ChainsawCleaner]

One time I finished a mission and I came back to HQ covered in blood I didn’t realise and everyone gave me horrified looks as I sat down to eat lunch. I only realised I was bleeding when someone pointed it out to me.

[Carmen Ursel @ChainsawCleaner]

🌧️ Carmen has almost died so many times that her bodies adapted to being near death which means things that would normally kill someone she’s able to walk off and through basically a refusal to die.

[Carmen Ursel @ChainsawCleaner]

@HammerDeezNutts Okay I see

[Carmen Ursel @ChainsawCleaner]

Apparently I have a really high pain tolerance. There was this one time where I got stabbed and I hardly had any reaction. Honestly I didn’t even really feel it.

[Carmen Ursel @ChainsawCleaner]

@HammerDeezNutts You were more than that? What? What’s that mean?

[Carmen Ursel @ChainsawCleaner]

@HammerDeezNutts Yeah well that’s not a surprise. You were just a regular guy, it would be weird if you could handle getting stabbed well.

[Carmen Ursel @ChainsawCleaner]

@IN_Akuta Huh that injury sounds pretty bad. I’d guess it would take a few days to heal.

[Carmen Ursel @ChainsawCleaner]

I’m cutting of one of my fingers as an apology for misgendering someone if you hear the sound of screaming it’s just me.

[Carmen Ursel @ChainsawCleaner]

@Bikerforthesoul Yeah you’re probably right.

[Carmen Ursel @ChainsawCleaner]

I just accidentally bumped into Dear and he fell over. Now Guita is glaring at me while I’m trying to mind my own business. I probably should have apologised.

[Carmen Ursel @ChainsawCleaner]

@Bikerforthesoul Exactly. Ugh I hate it here. You keep up the good work on your travels.

[Carmen Ursel @ChainsawCleaner]

Sorry for not posting a lot it must be trash beast season or something cause it’s one mission after another.

[Carmen Ursel @ChainsawCleaner]

@Sheepcleanera Alright you can have some of my raw chicken then. Your welcome.

[Carmen Ursel @ChainsawCleaner]

The rev of my chainsaw is so calming to me. Sometimes I use it to help keep myself awake during long nights.

[Carmen Ursel @ChainsawCleaner]

@Bikerforthesoul No idea. Maybe umm the boss would know.

[Rainy 🌧️🏳️‍⚧️ Reading Re:Zero @Rainy_heartboot]

New account! Prepare yourselves for I am elations! Sparkle! @Sparkle_Gachi

[Carmen Ursel @ChainsawCleaner]

@Sheepcleanera Oh well at least you back now. Was starting to think you might have been dead. That would have been a shame.

[Carmen Ursel @ChainsawCleaner]

I get especially scared or disrespectful looks from the supporters. A lot of people say I don’t respect supporters… I suppose that makes sense I have killed a few supporters after all.