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Most Awkward Things Ever is a series of comedic short films... - -

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#TheGayAgenda is real... Don't believe it? We can prove it... #Starbucks @starbucks #LGBTQ https://t.co/b4Aw1xhane

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Piece of advice for anyone out there who owns a gun and is considering using it on other people: Put the fucking thing in your mouth, pull the trigger and save a lot of people immense heartache... #TorontoShooting

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Scientists are currently trying to bring dinosaurs back, create AI that can think for itself and reanimate the dead...

Coming 2019, the documentary, JURASSIC TERMINATOR OF THE LIVING DEAD

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America: Land of the free. Home of the NRA.

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Had to come back on Twitter to share this pillow a friend of a friend made for me with @GroovyBruce - Hand made...

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@UniPicturesCAN Is there a reason I cannot find HURRICANE HEIST on Blu-ray anywhere? It was supposed to have been released on June 5th. Thanks.

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Matt Damon made the mistake of having an opinion in 2017.

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I just spent the last 2 hours watching 'Making of' videos and trailers for David Lynch movies... Now, I'm pretty sure I'm a rabbit in a world made of plastic trees, and if I don't sleep, I will cry chocolate milk...

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Apparently you, and over 11 thousand more people, do not have Google at your house.

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#2ExcusesToDitchADate
1 - Loves Trump
2 - Tells you she has herpes (likely because of 1)

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Make @realDonaldTrump pay out of his own pocket for every tweet, and the #NetNeutrality decision will change real quick.

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https://t.co/cBWxB8WWyc #ThursdayThoughts

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If elected as your #CancunExperienceOfficer I will be bringing my excellent videographer with me - Brian of @Chair_Humper . Don’t worry @CancunDotCom he comes with his own equipment ;) #Travel #videographers

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There are two types of people on this planet: 1 - Those of us that love the movie Reindeer Games. 2- People who hate Awesomeness.

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It's over, you child molestor supporting, racist pieces of shit! Crawl back in your Trump holes, and choke on your bigotry! #AlabamaSenateElection

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If Jones loses, I'm really gonna regret writing in @channingtatum #alabamasenateelection

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So glad @nytimes is showing the #AlabamaSenateElection results by county. Now, if I ever have to go there, I can avoid all the one's who vote for #RoyMoore

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@classiclib3ral Yeah, you're all right... When I made a short comedy making fun of 5 different religions and their weird sex habits, it's funny how I had to take it down from youtube, because of attacks from liberals about the Islam section...

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@classiclib3ral This works both ways though. If he were Muslim, Liberals would be defending him, saying anyone who judged him was racist/xenophobic...

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Amazinggggggg... https://t.co/qeVKEiaCcg

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If @GDouglasJones was an android, running on the platform that there was a 50% chance he would destory the human race, I still wouldn't vote for #RoyMoore #AlabamaElection