R.

i want to be pilot

[Mama @SriniMaama16]

First in my bloodline to witness 18 minutes of added time.

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

I’m such an idiot I bought 2 dozen eggs right at the top

[Canada @Canada]

Don’t cry over bagged milk. This staple of Canadian households is officially being phased out. Gone are the days of having to worry about cutting the right sized hole, dirty pitchers and floppy bags. 🥛💔 #AprilFools

[𝓛𝓿 @levirelates]

When your exam is 9am but the sun is looking a little brighter than normal

[🍂 @matthews2hell]

fml

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

These the type of niggas you gotta avoid i’m dead serious

[JayR @SheNeedsJayR]

I know the books made a billion tonight 😂

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

Why don't planes just stay still and let the destination come to them because the earth is spinning

[Cine Vichaar @Cine_vichaar]

One of the most traumatizing charts in TV history

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

When the government does medical care, it is about as good as the DMV

[Coach Duggs @CoachDuggs]

There are some foods you just can’t order online. Chipotle might be #1.

[MJ @morganisawizard]

never kill yourself

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Me in 2011 instead of claiming 5 bitcoin

[HOMER(un) SIMPSON @HOMERunSIMPSON]

game should be flexed to 8 am

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an ipad

[Payton Alexander @AlexanderPayton]

And just like that, the age of photographic evidence is over. 1826-2025. Update your epistemology accordingly.

[NY Sports Sufferer @Saquon_Gleyber]

That "thank you guys" without even an accent

[🎩 @HR_6IX]

Look what I have to go home to bro

[R. @ChairaR_iii]

@yahyayusufzaii Not start, ill continue to watch and be upset like every time