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Life coach to the Flying Donkeys FC...

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@offtheballbbc Bang on form...!

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Jeezo...Clark is estimated to be on £500,000 or as it's known in Scotland 1 Murrell...ain't nobody gonna turn up for that..except Murrell...you need more money Scotland...end of. Gonna need to be a lot more....open up the North Sea and drill baby drill! ?

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@james18003592 @GrahamSpiers Lol...heroic in defeat then...

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@offtheballbbc Forget Ange...Jurgen Klopp ! I'll chip in for his wages....

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@STVNews Cheerio Steve...hype works both ways and some of the rubbish being spouted is way OTT...I'll never forget the Denmark game and that's the base line for the future...another failure is just that...enjoy what comes next.

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Favourite nicknames from World Cup...Congo...the Leopards..Morocco..the Atlas Lions...Korea...Tigers of Asia...Tunisia..the Eagles...Uzbekistan...White Wolves...Scotland...the Donkeys , I see the problem.

[Scotland’s Coefficient @scotlandscoeff1]

Only two nations in World Cup history have been eliminated on a tiebreak more than once.

Scotland have now managed it four times, and remain the nation with the most World Cup appearances (9) without ever getting beyond the group stage.

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@scotlandscoeff1 Knew it...we wuz robbed...evidence of being over awed by tournament football....??

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”

Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”

Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”

Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”

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@MelJStride 14 Years of crushing austerity ....but they have the answers...should've been tarred and feathered but they get a pay rise instead...democracy working for those who deserve it least...

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@ewangibbs Plus Keir Starmer resigns, the conclusions are obvious ... the next Scotland Manager must be Jim Murphy ..

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@nw_nicholas I usually faint. Scotland fan.

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@smc429 46 years difference ....my next girlfriend hasn't even been born yet at that rate...when you normalise the sexual proclivities of a convicted predator and molestor don't be surprised when he turns up with little girls...

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Panama v England is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries have seen disastrous attempts at Scottish expansionism.

Scotland tried to colonise what is now Panama in 1698 (Darien Scheme), but bankruptcy followed. Scotland invaded England in 1513, but King James IV was killed at the battle of Flodden.

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography(ish)-based World Cup analysis.

(I hope my fellow Scots will forgive this painful trip into the past, but I couldn't find one geographic similarity between them.)

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I think @Nigel_Farage wants out...and the 5 million is his retirement fund...his dodgy party has delivered big on its promise of paying him a fortune...trump-lite for sure but tbf Far-rage was peddling his schtick for a decade before trump ...maybe Keir will make him a Lord.

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@timothy_stanley If the lefties don't control our borders then the fascists will gain the upper hand....this is exactly what the tories promised to do and failed so they need to bang a very big drum and start to detoxify the entire area bc we immigrants are like a blood transfusion..

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Chinese hedge funds says AI "super bubble" is about to burst

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Tall order.....Jesus.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

What is one person in history who, if they had lived ten more years, could have significantly changed the world?

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@Heritage @RealEJAntoni He's a liar. A bare faced liar. And guilty of moral turpitude....the vast majority of americans are being treated as a cash cow by their kind of gangster politics...just saying