Chairman Griff

I know my fucking football.

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I was crying when that 94th minute goal went in earlier. Absolutely gutted, until @realalandev pointed out we were playing in yellow.

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2-0 to the Maids, brilliant result! No idea why @realalandev looks so fucking miserable about it.

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Bit of a setback on the manager front. Our number one target has turned out to be a fictional character.

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This guy has turned up for an interview. Not sure who he is.

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Frustrating day trying to find a new manager who fits the bill. Disney are refusing us permission to talk to Donald Duck.

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Confused. First they tell me Bezahdi is known as The Daddy, now I find out he was MOM yesterday. Make your bloody minds up.

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Super excited, Drax tells me we're visiting The Stones in a few weeks. Hope they play Gimme Shelter, for me it's their best work.

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The local rag phoned earlier to see if we plan to bid for someone called Ronaldinho. Never heard of him.

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Another baffling selection by Roy Hodgson. Why he keeps refusing to give Gareth Bale a chance in an England shirt is beyond me.

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Surprised to hear the FA leave their windows open until midnight. I always lock mine by 9pm. You can't be too careful these days.