saladkun.

aw man.

[saladkun. @ChaitanyaMistr5]

When life gives you lemons,
Squeeze them in your eyes.

[saladkun. @ChaitanyaMistr5]

I asked the bouncer at my club.
- do you get paid by weight.

[saladkun. @ChaitanyaMistr5]

@JegelPy Bc you are king

[saladkun. @ChaitanyaMistr5]

I love how collectively everyone is back on twitter.

[saladkun. @ChaitanyaMistr5]

@JegelPy Women centred are called @OzaHoeza

[saladkun. @ChaitanyaMistr5]

Turns out the most homophobic (“straight people”) are gay as fuck.

[saladkun. @ChaitanyaMistr5]

Went to a rage room.

*mental health so fucked*

Beat each other up instead.

[saladkun. @ChaitanyaMistr5]

Cant believe im taking a nap at club 77.

[saladkun. @ChaitanyaMistr5]

Bro even my lava lamp looks like shit now.
Bt hoti he
I hope the exchange is worth it.

[saladkun. @ChaitanyaMistr5]

@juqxll No its like a job thing literally
Like i want to kms.
I want a job.

[saladkun. @ChaitanyaMistr5]

Twitter pe bas maa chudti he tab atta hu.

[saladkun. @ChaitanyaMistr5]

@OzaHoeza @juqxll EXACTLY

[saladkun. @ChaitanyaMistr5]

@cokeandmemz LETS GOOOO

[saladkun. @ChaitanyaMistr5]

@cutemadarchod Darzi 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[saladkun. @ChaitanyaMistr5]

Yeh saal khatam hote hote me bhi khatam hojau 🙏.

[saladkun. @ChaitanyaMistr5]

F1 is over.
Idk what to do on weekends.
Idk what to do with my life.

[saladkun. @ChaitanyaMistr5]

How kendrick felt while making this song.

[saladkun. @ChaitanyaMistr5]

Bhai my fit goes so hard.
Bhai
Bhai
🫴🫴🫴.