Timotito

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Automotive Electrical Technician 🇿🇲🎓⛑️

[Timotito @ChakambaTimothy]

One way to know you're dating a low-key prostitute is when her birthday is still 3 weeks away, but she's already posting countdowns on her timeline. 😂 Suddenly everyone becomes a 'bestie' with gifts to deliver🤷🏾

[Timotito @ChakambaTimothy]

Lol, I've passed that stage. People can talk, misunderstand me, praise me, or criticize me—none of it shakes me anymore. My peace isn't in human hand.but in🙏

[Timotito @ChakambaTimothy]

This year's election is between the educated and the uneducated. People who understand economics and those who don't. This election is a test of the kind of people Zambians are. Let's see which are the majority.🤷🏾🇿🇲

[Timotito @ChakambaTimothy]

A strong spirit doesn't wait for perfect conditions; it keeps moving, trusting that God can make a way where there seems to be none.🫣

[Joy @Jakujajesusjoy]

Pray for your husband when he is weak

#jakujajesusjoy

[Timotito @ChakambaTimothy]

"Filapwa fyapwa, we move on. Even the Bible says, if they're not receiving you there, try next door. 😂"

[Timotito @ChakambaTimothy]

@Uzonna7 This one is a must watch

[Timotito @ChakambaTimothy]

Me: "Lord, I'm tired."
God: "What time did you sleep?"
Me: "...next question." 🤣💀

[Timotito @ChakambaTimothy]

I don't answer every fool. Some conversations cost more wisdom than they're worth." 😌👌

[Timotito @ChakambaTimothy]

That habit of telling foreigners to go back to their country — especially Rwandese — should stop. These people hustle hard, even selling and kongolesa-ing groceries in ways many Zambians won’t. Respect is free.”🤷🏾💯🇿🇲

[Timotito @ChakambaTimothy]

Cheers, bro 🤝
May today move in your favor — peace in your mind, strength in your spirit, and grace in everything you touch💯

[Timotito @ChakambaTimothy]

I found God outside the noise of religion.

Faith in God made me peaceful.
Questioning religion made me think.
All those church rituals 🤮

[Timotito @ChakambaTimothy]

@ZeMwene I'm telling you 😂

[Timotito @ChakambaTimothy]

I futher swea to respeck all load sheddings, avoid touching live wiles with naked pliers, and to always lockout and tagout before causing national blackouts.” 😭
“May the people of Zambia trust in my electlical expewlence as I lead this nation into pwopew illoomination.⚡😂

[Timotito @ChakambaTimothy]

I shall perfom my dooties without fear or favor, whetha dealing with cabon brushes, electlic faults or suspicious conections in the govament.😂

[Timotito @ChakambaTimothy]

I, Timotito Mwape, do swea that I will be faithfool and bea two alegeance to the Repablic of Zambia, and that I will uphold, pwotect and defend the Cone-stitution against all electlical erections and cone conductors, so hep me Gord.” 😭⚡

[Minister of Electricity @VITO_G_Wagon]

Arrest her NOW.

[Timotito @ChakambaTimothy]

Autocorrect has ruined more reputations than alcohol 🥹

[Timotito @ChakambaTimothy]

The enemy is always nearby....🫣