Suicidal Empath

Trans people are my friends
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Citeh/Patriots/Drogs

[Suicidal Empath @ChalantChancer]

I didn't have a favourite graph a few weeks ago and now I have two

[Cantona Collars AKA Larry @Cantona_Collars]

José Mourinho gave an 18-year-old Troy Parrott just SEVEN minutes of Premier League football at Spurs.

Then, rather than putting an arm around a kid trying to make his way in the game, he went to the press and publicly tore into his readiness and attitude.

Six years later, Troy Parrott scores the winner against Mourinho’s Real Madrid.

FUCK YOU JOSÉ 🇮🇪🤣

That one is fucking beautiful ❤️

[Suicidal Empath @ChalantChancer]

@Subsidi78390729 @Fraulinhoo @ltarsenal I said as a winger? Eze had about the same rate of goals and assists as Ndiaye last season when playing on the wing. While playing for twice the level of team with twice the possession. Also are we pretending Timber is shit? Why are you running an agenda on your own player man 😂

[Suicidal Empath @ChalantChancer]

Lol he definitely got ample forewarning on this little rat during his dinner with Pep. Well handled

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

.@JamieJackson___: "Hi Enzo, did you find it funny that Enzo Fernandez said that finally he's joined a big club? As if to sort of say that Chelsea's sort of like a small, tiny club?"

Enzo Maresca: “No, I think Enzo Fernandez, he was already in a big club like Chelsea and he's happy to be with us now..."

Jackson: "Joined a bigger club, maybe? Is City sort of a bigger club than Chelsea?"

Maresca: "Again, same answer. I think Chelsea is a big club and City is a big club..."

[Suicidal Empath @ChalantChancer]

@1aurarose Demon deserves to play in a world cup man

[Suicidal Empath @ChalantChancer]

Troy Parrott has the most motion of any Irish athlete rn and Katie Taylor is literally fighting in Croke Park tomorrow

[Premier Sports Ireland @PremSportsIRL]

TROY PARROTT SCORES AGAINST REAL MADRID!!! 😱

What a moment for the Irishman as he opens the scoring with his first Real Betis goal 🌴

[Suicidal Empath @ChalantChancer]

@Paggy1_ In what universe is that a realistic expectation

[Suicidal Empath @ChalantChancer]

@ZacHorton @plasandrunt Don't even bother justifying yourself to these dorks man

[Suicidal Empath @ChalantChancer]

The cognitive dissonance of Arsenal fans posting this after having won the first English title without conceding a penalty or Red card since it's founding in 1888.

[🇳🇴 kimmoFC @kimmoFC]

Incredible that PGMOL is still a thing in 2026.
This is a closed northern English organisation where they scratch and wax each other's backs. Judge, jury and executioner and no one to answer to. Absolutely rotten.

[Popcorn @popcor_n_rocpop]

Bir Şili atasözü vardır. Çok severim.
"Enginar'ı ilk yiyen insan kadar açım"

[Suicidal Empath @ChalantChancer]

So high on Ndiaye. There's definitely room to improve, or at least more of a platform for him to produce now that he's playing with great players in a system that suits his talent. Exemplary attitude & work ethic which is really really rare for flairy wingers like him. He's a pro

[Suicidal Empath @ChalantChancer]

@mapzthfc @TomJenkns Why? Because he's Brazilian and he doesn't score? 😂 Allan is a Bernardo Silva type of profile. Ndiaye is the direct replacement for savio, profile wise

[Suicidal Empath @ChalantChancer]

@7__parker @EgbaGooner You watched him play for a shit team with either shit or average managers. Very different to watching Eze at palace under Glasner.

[Suicidal Empath @ChalantChancer]

He's finally growing into his head

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Vincent Kompany: “The stories about me asking for a third signing is completely out of the blue. I didn't even wake up thinking about that”.

“I wonder how this came about. So many things quickly become topics of discussion without any truth behind them”.

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

Nigel Farage and other senior members of Reform UK have been filmed by undercover reporters celebrating secret new foreign donations.

Channel 4 News and @Verbatim_Media, a group of investigative journalists, can today reveal a plot to break the law on party funding at the highest levels of Reform UK.

You can watch the full investigation here: https://t.co/f1g358fN2Y

Channel 4 News approached Reform UK, Mr Farage, Mr Jukes and Mr Orr for comment on the findings of this investigation. They did not comment but we understand they deny the allegations in full.

[Suicidal Empath @ChalantChancer]

@josepsburner Once his lil arse always over the ball it was jover

[Suicidal Empath @ChalantChancer]

@Fraulinhoo @ltarsenal Lord above. He's a better winger than eze. It's not about who's better anyway it's about cover & depth. Just don't see you lasting the churn of 60 games and winning the prem again, especially if it takes more than 85 points.

[Suicidal Empath @ChalantChancer]

@juniiola It's all cope but it's our cope

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

The 2026 Patriots are solving cloud coverage this year the same way they did 20 years ago.

Go get the 230-pounder that jumps 37 inches.

[Suicidal Empath @ChalantChancer]

@Peter6137361901 Lol ok then why did the Prem say at least 3 were missed. And that's only the ones that were controversial enough to earn a statement.

[Suicidal Empath @ChalantChancer]

@CommanderCool91 Give us a full analysis there buddy we've all got time

[Suicidal Empath @ChalantChancer]

@centmafc "Disciplined"