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“What content do you want to see?” -Twitter

Nothing I’ll be making the content here thanks

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@oldfashionjxn Classic women moment, Tell that slag to fly a kite

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So a dog can wag his tail but a man can’t have a boner?

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It’s always where’s the dealer?

not

how’s the dealer?

Show some love to your dealers this holiday season

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Guys stop being fucking idiots….

Literally all it takes is 2 weeks to flatten the curve

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Crazy how my bitch is fluent is yappeniese

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Kinda weird they put toilets in the coke room

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@lildoze2011 @jashiesty Until you get a restraining order

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Indians treat photoshoots like game 7 of the NBA finals

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You know a coffee is good when it just tastes like absolute shit

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Dude It’s only gay if you cum

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Good weather is such a locker room guy….

It just sets the tone

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“I was nerfing myself”

Poncho

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If a chick requests to add you on linked in is that game???

Do you really care what my career is or you just tryna get ran through

Still a nice confidence boost either way

Cheers

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Why do all Chinese people run like they’re gay?

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Can’t wait to get into another relationship just to big dawg somebody’s father

Nothing worse then having to listen to this guy yap all night, buddy I’m just trying to get laid

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@lildoze2011 That’s because your mother left before you got there

Tough bounce

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That moment when chicks go to Brazil for one day and come back…

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What came first skiing or cocaine?

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Nothing wrong with a little bit of cleavage

Turns a 6 into a 6 with a big rack

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@lildoze2011 I’m about to have a AI generated boner