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Groucho Marx: When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

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Bridget Jone's Diary: It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls...

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Notting Hill I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills. Everyone in the world knows who you are, my mother has trouble...

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The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. -Woody Allen

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While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats. - Mark Twain

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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up.' - Joe Namath

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The trouble with children is that they're not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

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Beauty is an outward gift which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused. - Edward Gibbon

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The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing. - Oscar Wilde

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Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'...

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Phillips

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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

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When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. - Mae West

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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. -Will Rogers

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Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name? -Ron Burgundy

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. -Albert Einstein

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On cable they have a weather channel -24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window. - Dave Spencer

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Those are my principals, if you don't like them… I have others. - Groucho Marx