Alice ABK

What dreams are made of • Francophile • Wild thing • Quadrilingual • Gatekeeper of all that is awesome •

[Alice ABK @Chambunga]

@JulieAMcDowall Can you please tell me what Nora and Anthony/Tony taste like ?

[Just J @junejuly12]

He had me at “hello, I have never sexually harassed anyone”.

[Alice ABK @Chambunga]

@SarahAlSaeed Substance abuse o enti el9adga... urgh... zhagt min halawadim Walla. 💀

[Alice ABK @Chambunga]

@SarahAlSaeed Because substance and character are rare... I've rolled my eyes so many times I. My life I'm pretty sure I pulled a muscle

[Alice ABK @Chambunga]

@Douchevillian Personally, I prefer to be Hecate... but to each their own

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

A Lunar Eclipse flat-Earther’s have never seen.

[WWD @wwd]

BREAKING: Azzedine Alaia, one of the most iconic couturiers of the modern era, has died in Paris: https://t.co/kKFcibvYee

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

A husky blowing bubbles in his water bowl, that is all. https://t.co/A5fE1huEz5

[Alice ABK @Chambunga]

@FourMee I tend to run full force into a wall..

[Alice ABK @Chambunga]

@Douchevillian I am the arya stark of middle eastern politics.

[Alice ABK @Chambunga]

Yes I'm happy seeing corruption dealt with swiftly.. but don't blame me for feeling some type of way seeing members of my family locked up.

[Alice ABK @Chambunga]

@DubiousEndeavor Even if they say they would or won’t laugh it off like they’re being silly and “awww” them. This makes them adamant to prove you wrong

[Alice ABK @Chambunga]

@DubiousEndeavor What you do is fight for dominance... you provoke their inner alpha by daring them they won’t or won’t be able to handle subbing

[Alice ABK @Chambunga]

My default answer to all of life’s dilemmas are usually “roll over and take a nap” or “here take a shot”.. point is: don’t as me for advice.

[Alice ABK @Chambunga]

@twiggymoo And a gram of it will cause one... #stayinschool #dontdodrugs

[Alice ABK @Chambunga]

@Douchevillian @mo_fornow3 SKYNET, motherfuckers !!! Have we learned NOTHING ?

[Alice ABK @Chambunga]

@Douchevillian Good.. I need someone to help me with a genocide or two in my efforts to cull the herd.

[Alice ABK @Chambunga]

@DubiousEndeavor I like brunch... with champagne. But when some chick wants me to get up at an ungodly hour for a chat and food... there better be bubbles.

[Alice ABK @Chambunga]

Damn, Gina.....

[Alice ABK @Chambunga]

I cringe so hard reading my twitter timeline that my face has temporarily turned into a fist.