“I Have Been Housing You Here In Europe For Months, Yet You Have Been Stealing From Me. I Pretended Not To Know Because I Felt We Were From The Same Place. Now, While I Was At Work, You Stole My Bank Card After Getting The Password From My Phone, Withdrawn Money From My Account, And Sent It To Your Wife Back Home. You Are Wicked. It Is Time For You To Leave My House Immediately.” ~ Man Confronts His Friend