My mum can call me 5 times in a row. Nikikosa kushika, it's an emergency. Nikimpigia mara mbili back-to-back? "Mbona unapiga simu sana? Kuna shida?"😂😂 Parents operate under different laws💀
If you worship matatu culture or Nganya culture, you are part of the problem our country is facing.
Those disorderly, chaotic and primitive buses should be banned all over Kenya.
Bring metros, light trains and orderly buses. It starts with the small things.
Ksh 250,000,000 in 1,000 KSh notes = exactly 250,000 notes.
1. Length if arranged in a straight line (end to end)
Each note is approximately 143 mm long.
Laying them end to end: 250,000 × 0.143 m = 35,750 meters ≈ 35.75 km.
That's like a continuous ribbon of cash stretching from Nairobi almost to Naivasha (or a good chunk toward Nakuru).
2. Height if stacked
Banknote thickness is roughly 0.1 mm .
Stacked neatly flat: 250,000 × 0.0001 m = 25 meters tall.
That's about the height of an 8-storey building huko pipeline
3. Spending 10,000 KSh per day.
Ksh. 250,000,000 ÷ 10,000 = 25,000 days.
That's about 68.5 years of daily spending (non-stop, no weekends off).
You'd outlive most people before finishing it at that rate
4. Total weightA single 1,000 KSh note weighs about 1 gram
250,000 notes × 1g = 250 kg (roughly 550 lbs).
That's like carrying 5 bags of cement.
I just watched a pornstar’s podcast 😂😂😂.
She said she slept with a guy who had stage 4 cancer because it was his last wish before he died.
They filmed the entire sex and made money from it, which they then used to help pay for his treatment and buy him more time.
One of them said, “I see you used your pussy for goodwill.” 😭😭😭😂😂😂