Champ Roosterkin

I'm a champ. I'm a rooster. I'm on twitter. It's all pretty self-explanatory...

[Champ Roosterkin @ChampRoosterkin]

Do you think regular pizza makes fun of Sicilian pizza for being a bunch of squares?

[Champ Roosterkin @ChampRoosterkin]

A woman this morning said I looked like Marlon Brando. She did not specify what age...

[Champ Roosterkin @ChampRoosterkin]

@GingerHotDish Me first! *attempts trigonometry*

[Champ Roosterkin @ChampRoosterkin]

@WineMummy Care to make it eight? 😏

[Champ Roosterkin @ChampRoosterkin]

@kimmygrangerxxx I did that once but the barista misspelled my name and called me "sux machine" instead. Meh, I'm still counting it...

[Champ Roosterkin @ChampRoosterkin]

@Wendys I'm pretty sure that isn't an avocado BLT. Instead of being snarky or ignoring real complaints, how about you do right by a loyal customer? It would be greatly appreciated.

[Champ Roosterkin @ChampRoosterkin]

@AroundtheHorn Q: what if you cleaned up a deranged hobo,and read him the sports page in the bath? A: Stugotz #restingfartface

[Champ Roosterkin @ChampRoosterkin]

@AroundtheHorn Q: what would it look like if you combined the bad body language of Donald Trump with the vapid analysis of Donald Trump? A: Stugotz #WhitePrivilege

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@AroundtheHorn Q: is it possible to be loud and wooden at the same time? A: Stugotz #turrible

[Champ Roosterkin @ChampRoosterkin]

@redlettermedia in honor of Stargates 25th anniversary, you guys should do a Roland Emmerich best of the worst! PAIN!!!!!!

[Champ Roosterkin @ChampRoosterkin]

@AroundtheHorn um, you never go full perturbed 😏

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@Wendys way to be closed when you're supposed to be open. You're the hot garbage water of fast food

[Champ Roosterkin @ChampRoosterkin]

I bet they didn't reinvent the feature where your printer refuses to print a black & white document cause of one depleted color cartridge #TrumpRussia #notcolorblind

[Champ Roosterkin @ChampRoosterkin]

Hopefully this app is better than your garbage printers that refuse to print in black & white cause of one depleted color cartridge #ThursdayThoughts #HPsucks

[HP @HP]

It’s never been easier to turn moments into pocket-size memories.
Introducing HP Sprocket 2nd Edition. https://t.co/E3VaMioiMj
#ReinventConnections

[Champ Roosterkin @ChampRoosterkin]

What @hp won't change is shutting down your entire printer cause of one depleted color cartridge #Hpsucks #yourprinterhateswomen

[HP @HP]

This is how the world will change—one girl at a time. On International #DayoftheGirl, read 12 stories of empowerment from the @girlrising & HP Creative Challenge, on the Garage: https://t.co/oNhcYgVmJZ

[Champ Roosterkin @ChampRoosterkin]

I hope those kids don't try to print in black & white and have one depleted color cartridge #corporategreed #Clooneyisaphony #Disgusting #disgraceful

[HP @HP]

#DYK that more than 130k Syrian refugee children, most now living in Lebanon, have no access to education? Read how HP, @Googleorg, the Clooney Foundation for Justice & @UNICEF are changing that, on the Garage: https://t.co/M6nTb5SI1Z

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Unless you want to print something in black & white and have one depleted color cartridge. Then nothing will print #hpsucks #Disgusting #Disgraceful

[HP @HP]

Turn a moment into a memory with an instant print from the HP Sprocket 2nd Edition. 🎸 #ReinventConnections https://t.co/IvZdZ23yug

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Unless you want to print something in black & white and you have one depleted color cartridge #greedy #Disgusting #Disgraceful

[HP @HP]

Edit, personalize, and print sticker-backed photos in an instant with the HP Sprocket 2nd Edition. https://t.co/o8xv4K9ERe

[Champ Roosterkin @ChampRoosterkin]

@HP so I can't print in black & white unless I replace one color cartridge? Are you really that greedy??? #Disgusting

[Champ Roosterkin @ChampRoosterkin]

The whitest superhero movie definitely has to be Ant-Man and the WASP. It stars Paul Rudd and I hear the whole thing takes place at a country club