ChampagneeeLisa

Dancing sleazy in the mirror

[🪐👁️ @energyhealingjw]

The Year of the Fire Horse (2026) shows you that blessings never go to the wrong address. Even the piece of fruit you eat today was meant to be yours from the moment the seed was planted. It went through a long journey, but came to you. What’s yours always comes to you, always.

[Daniel Mayakovski @DaniMayakovski]

Un trabajador de Walmart en EEUU, graba lo que cada dia el supermercado tira como desechos, todo tipo de alimentos comestibles y productos aprovechables, valorados en 200.000 dólares.

Bajo el capitalismo, los alimentos no se producen para alimentar a la gente, se producen para obtener ganancias y cuando la producción supera a la demanda, los capitalistas desechan productos para no bajar los precios y seguir creando escasez.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Meta is reportedly considering shutting down Facebook, Instagram, & WhatsApp in New Mexico over the state’s child safety demands.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Looking in the mirror the week before your period:

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

The fact we are going to have our first trillionaire before everyone has access to clean drinking water is proof our current system is not for the greater good but for the greedy.

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

how to eat cucumbers w salt, pepper and vinegar:

[♡ @astralbaes]

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[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Life doesn’t get better than this

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Millennials had computer classes where it was drilled into us that the internet is forever, don’t open spam emails, don’t talk to strangers online, and always cite sources. Then they gave Boomers internet access like tossing car keys to a drunk and saying have fun.

[Mak @mak_aura]

no ads, no youtube shorts, just pure vibes and creativity

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[ChampagneeeLisa @ChampagneeeLisa]

🤣🤣😭

[TMZ @TMZ]

😬 Erika Kirk calls out Druski for dressing in "whiteface" and parodying her. https://t.co/6p7EmJUiur

[El Belicon @Phillipn_]

Damn they fake smh

[ChampagneeeLisa @ChampagneeeLisa]

@Phillipn_ My sign to just hop off twitter lmao

[ChampagneeeLisa @ChampagneeeLisa]

So ain’t none of my friends going to follow back???? Yall some hoe bags 😭😭😭

[Duke Herndon @DukeHerndon]

In 2006, you could go to Walmart half-drunk at 3 a.m. and walk out with a live lobster, cheap lingerie and a handgun.

[ChampagneeeLisa @ChampagneeeLisa]

@BerlofMonaco @Phillipn_

[ChampagneeeLisa @ChampagneeeLisa]

@ExtremeBlitz__ @el_barboncabron