Sam Sloane

I cook food, play video games, and make far more puns than are necessary.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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[Sam Sloane @Champitoba]

Blanchy bois! #fiddleheads #foraging #vermontforeststuff #spiralization @ Wallingford, Vermont https://t.co/FdTpLaGs4n

[Sam Sloane @Champitoba]

Oh btw I work at a bakery now. Here’s some cool things I’ve made/decorated in the past month+ #dorsetbakeryvt #cakesandscones #probablytoomuchsugar #readyforsummerberries @ Dorset Bakery https://t.co/rnOmWUihqB

[Sam Sloane @Champitoba]

Thanks to standby, I got my first Pfizer shot today! Next ones up in 3 weeks and I can’t wait! #getyourdamnshots #vaccinationstation https://t.co/ppTFQep2QC

[Sam Sloane @Champitoba]

Most of my maple taps for 2021, let’s hope they start picking up soon! #maplesyrup #sugaringseason #whyareredmaplessostubborn @ Wallingford, Vermont https://t.co/GjD4grs3GK

[Sam Sloane @Champitoba]

Instagram why do you do this like this I literally typed a thing.

[Sam Sloane @Champitoba]

Just posted a photo @ Wallingford, Vermont https://t.co/3vfnCu6dXn

[Sam Sloane @Champitoba]

Fire good. #pizzaoven #toastyburny #makingpizza https://t.co/GRSASMh17O

[Sam Sloane @Champitoba]

@Lin_Manuel It sure is now.

[Sam Sloane @Champitoba]

3 course meal with wine pairings for 2 of my friends that are getting married on Tuesday, radish apple frisée salad, filet mignon, Faroe island salmon, oblique carrots, rosemary fingerling potatoes, raspberry basil… https://t.co/P6bES8341H

[Sam Sloane @Champitoba]

@ballofmatts Kernel, I’m trying to vote for your game, but the clap of my cheeks isn’t alerting the judges!

[Sam Sloane @Champitoba]

My favorite type of scavenger hunt. 11oz of ramps, and 14oz of fiddleheads, with a whole still out there to collect. #foragefun #naturewalk #feellikeamountaingoat #springflavor @… https://t.co/BplYeNwSoT

[Sam Sloane @Champitoba]

@RoosterTeeth Geoff wins, but Bruce gets the snitch.

[Sam Sloane @Champitoba]

Vegan Ramen! Purple carrot porcini broth with edamame, scallion, ninja radish, mushrooms, and a mix of shishito and baby peppers. #vegan #ramen #foodart #iforgottoaddafunnyhashtag @ Marsh… https://t.co/qEgxEuJYXa

[Sam Sloane @Champitoba]

Faroe island salmon over piquello pepper coulis, fingerling potatoes, and topped with a bergamot mousseline and a fennel citrus slaw #colorfulfood #equinox #almostspring @ Marsh Tavern https://t.co/Kqc4mQ8roI

[Sam Sloane @Champitoba]

A very full London day #waxpeople #elementarymydearrubberduckwatson #hamiltonmusical @ London, United Kingdom https://t.co/tmidt2MFDT

[Sam Sloane @Champitoba]

Is being in London considered over the pond bridge?

[Sam Sloane @Champitoba]

Would a doctor that worked exclusively on the spine call them self a lumbar-jack?

[Sam Sloane @Champitoba]

@Party_Roll Not only did my terrible questions get answered, but #daniel_roll season 2 got confirmed! #rewardfornoeffort