𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒.

Just a parody account of @JonnyBones.

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

“𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚒𝚝, 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎.”

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

@IntoOctagonUFC

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

Who's going to stop me?

[Messi OWNS Ronaldo! CRY! @OneManRebel]

No.

- Rockhold.

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

Me.

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

I'm looking forward to it, a step up in competition is what I need. At least you go out there and finish guys. All these other dudes wanna talk shit about me and then end up losing 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Alan Snyder @AlanSnyder2018]

( Alan Snyder )

Don't you worry i'm on my way to spice things up a little bit. You and me we aren't so different we thrive from the top notch competition. Don't go anywhere or come down here it don't matter to me. Me and you could give these people something to remember.

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

Name one person who gives me trouble and I'll analyze why I beat them

(insert law or jail jokes here)

Sorry guys, I'm not that stupid.

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

Appreciate the haters more than I do my supporters, they inspire me to be great, even though I'm already the greatest there ever was, anybody who argues that is just wrong, or, a hater

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

Can't wait to see me move down only for Izzy to move up. Can we just agree he doesn't wanna fight already?

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

At least there I'd get some speed and better accuracy, these guys are too big and slow to deal with me.

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

Maybe after clearing out this new division, I drop down to 85? 🤷‍♂️

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

Taking a look at these heavyweights, I really don't see anybody giving me any sort of challenge. Same with 205, a division I've already cleared and conquered.

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

We need to be paid what we're worth, I don't think you're ducking anybody, you're simply wanting a fair pay because you're the athlete putting his body on the line. Seriously though @IntoOctagonUFC it's time for TJ to be paid accordingly.

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

Here's the story, I pulled out due to an injury and other things that I won't get into. DC's time is coming though, I could fight next week. Only thing I want from Dana is the paycheck I deserve.

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

You ARE the Joker. I mean, if you wanna fight the greatest ever, just tell me and we'll make it happen. Your buddy DC is getting stopped again.

[Messi OWNS Ronaldo! CRY! @OneManRebel]

You lost to the guy who played Luke Skywalker. You lost to the guy who voiced THE JOKER. HAHAHAHAHA!

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

As it should be, thank you for your support, it's hard to come by these days. People just love to hate. Looking very forward to another masterpiece here soon, the best in the world for a reason.

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

I really don't see having any problems at heavyweight. I've bulked up even more and these dudes are too small or too slow to handle my length, quickness, and my newly added power.

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

You know who's not 'unstoppable' though? DC, I've already beat you twice, once on a weekend where I did cocaine. Our fight at heavyweight won't be any different, sorry to say. Maybe after this though, you can go to the commentary booth full-time and watch my greatness.

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

Very excited to see someone successful and dominant open up their own gym, congrats @SilenceDoubters.

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ChamplsHere]

Aren't you the guy that lost to a dude with one eye?

[Messi OWNS Ronaldo! CRY! @OneManRebel]

Oh, here we go. Another tweeting ramble from the most annoying guy in ALL of sports. You don't deserve to be ranked at all, unless it's in a correctional facility. Fuck you.