Champions Guild chicken

I'm a chicken in the Champions Guild pen. The evil chicken Is not a good pen mate.. The dark wizards across the road are jerks! I've seen some things...

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chicken plot...

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@KingRoaldIII DONT YOU BAWK AT ME YOU NECKBEARD OR I SWEAR BY ALL THAT IS HOLY ILL SEND THE EVIL CHICKEN AFTER YOU

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swag swag i'm caillou

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alright jagex, enough bloodshed. the dark wizards must die..

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@GuardVarrock makes me wna lay an egg.

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@GreenDragonBot beep

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@RS_Rockcrab what would you get if you crossed a rock crab and a chicken?

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@Trashscape1 @GreenDragonBot the dark wizards in varrock drop runes

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@GreenDragonBot any leads on your family?

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@DarkWiz66053847 @GuardVarrock @DoctorBluntRs My max hit is a 1 and I could slap delrith harder than the queen slapped roald. and Freddie boi, we know you grew up on the east side of falador. stop playing spooky for your friends!

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Honestly glad I live in the champions guild, unlike my brothers in lumbridge i'm not killed for feathers. the evil chicken however..

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@GreenDragonBot if it makes you feel any better, the evil chicken said he heard king lathas is going to be executed soon for being a tyrant

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I remember when @GreenDragonBot was just a wee bob strolling out of lumbridge towards varrock for the first time.. shame about his family.

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@GuardVarrock @DarkWiz66053847 @DoctorBluntRs Jad couldn't beat a level 3. what makes this level 7 butt munch think he can take varrock?

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@GuardVarrock @DarkWiz66053847 i'm guessing ya'll have good benefits?

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@GuardVarrock hey man I know you're busy and all but can you please look into @DarkWiz66053847 he and his brothers keep attacking noobs across the road and their screams of agony are keeping me up at night..

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@GuardVarrock @DarkWiz66053847 What kind of boots could be worth the lives of you and your brothers?! Madness! king roald surely has a plan in place to protect you?!

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@GreenDragonBot sea shanty 2. really gets my feathers all ruffled up.

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@GuardVarrock @DarkWiz66053847 btw scavvo, valaine and the guildmaster send their regards and sincerely pray for the loss of your brothers killed so senselessly today. I can't possibly understand why adventurers feel the need to attack you so often! Do you have candy stuck to your butts or something??