Umami Mami

see you in space cowgirl…

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[Umami Mami @Chan__Lo]

@ayla_757 Omg 😂😂😂

[Umami Mami @Chan__Lo]

They’re really trying to convince people that discounted grocery stores are a bad thing…

[Umami Mami @Chan__Lo]

This is like The LOX vs Dipset all over again.😭😭 #Verzuz

[SUPERB @MajestyRia]

In America, you can wrongfully accuse a Black boy of stealing, chase him with a gun, shoot him dead in the back & walk free 2026

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

😭😭😭

[Umami Mami @Chan__Lo]

@BrendanJChapman @Crunchyroll Ok so it’s not just me!

[Bark @barkmeta]

waking up for work at 6am so the government can spend $2M on crab legs with my taxes

[Jackie 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌹🎃👻 @KaoticLeftist]

Apparently you can just immediately start doing things if you want to.

[NickFrank40 @NickyFrank30]

Really, you don’t say?

[Lee Merritt @LeeMerrittesq]

Keith Porter Jr., 43, was killed by an off-duty ICE agent on New Year’s Eve in Northridge.

The agent’s name remains hidden.

No interview.

No charges.

Justice delayed is justice denied.

[A’damn Shayme @blackcindyy]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I was meant to call out of work

[ɴ. 𖤐👻 @luvblessingz]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY!!

[Umami Mami @Chan__Lo]

@TxDPS @TAMUPolice That was unacceptable. Anyone else would be fired if they did that at their job…

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

YEAR. ROUND.

[Umami Mami @Chan__Lo]

@andrewcuomo This is sad and desperate

[Umami Mami @Chan__Lo]

Why are they having a basketball shootout with Chris Paul at the #LoveIsBlind reunion

[AM @urbny]

People who commit to their costumes are the coolest people alive lol