Chance the Alligator

Artist for @BasedComic

[Chance the Alligator @ChanceAlligatr]

So that was interesting..... we'll talk about this phone call I just got from the US border control tonight on MEAN TWEETS at 10:30. @BasedComic

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@TJRosen_ Oh good. Let's just kill him. Seems a reasonable response.

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@DaBrewers @nomorefielders And I wouldn't want a lot of time off. 3 days is plenty. My opinion. You're welcome to yours. Fair enough?

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@DaBrewers @nomorefielders 🙄

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It's that time again for a new episode of Pod Life! Continuing in our story of how Alice Bailey entwined theosophy with the UN, we learn what her nefarious familiar spirit taught her about the coming world leader.

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@GregS0115 New ownership. Team in process of moving from St Pete to Tampa.

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@DaBrewers @nomorefielders Not worth arguing but I disagree. Rays did much better, MUCH better when the off days ended and they played 4 straight. (They also played terrible coming off All star break) Maybe it won't affect Brewers at all.

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@DaBrewers @nomorefielders It's not the same. We all know that. Rays did simulated games with crowd noise but you can't replace the adrenaline.

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@benrosa @RaysBaseball Now this next series is going to be interesting. How do you do the matchups? Start with Ras or Freddy in his old park? Do you use Martinez in first 2 cause I believe he's been a bit better on the road? But you gotta use Ras twice.....

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@benrosa My unfavorite is the guy who suggested he should be killed with a pitch to the head. Good grief.

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@Miss_Snuffy And they didn't cross it either. If they just cared about their own citizens more too this didn't have to happen

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@MLBNow @TheMayorsOffice Too much rest disrupts batter timing and pitching precision. Which is what happened with the Rays in the last series. 3.5 days off is plenty.

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@Trader19731 We'll throw in 30 French Cajuns to sweeten the deal.

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@Real_Ed_McCray @BasedComic I don't remember that at all

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Who's ready for the Taylor Swift Bowl? Over under 30 camera shots of her?

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@D_Pad_Chad I wonder how Tom Clancy would've felt about the latest version of his character in Amazon.

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@BasedComic Makes sense. I always marvel at the nice behavior of biased people towards those they don't even realize they claim to dislike but actually like.

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@BasedComic Calling for gassing humans with a swastika in the corner......this person has no confusion with who they are.

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@D_Pad_Chad You're probably also not going to be looking forward to the NEW(sensitive) Broadway Peter Pan either.