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We’re like the comedy Oregon Trail. We’ll get you there but you might get Typhoid Fever along the way.

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Zack Snyder Must Be Stopped #snydercut

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@interesting_aIl Hear me out…

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What’s Your Favorite American War? #history #america

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I don’t tithe 10%, I take it

#badass #rebel #marriage #LA #OC #fonz #warehouseparty #tithing #church #Christian #LAlife #bachelor #singlelife #marriedlife #parents #mom #dad #suburbs #imalonerdottiearebel

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Exclusive Interview with Commander Biden. There are 2 sides to every story. #joebiden #politicalhumor #satire #joebidensdog #comedy

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“It is my pleasure that my children are free and happy, and unrestrained by parental tyranny. Love is the chain whereby to bind a child to its parents. Unless they hide blow in the bookshelf. Then it’s time to go full DHS.” - Abraham Lincoln #famousquotes #funny #bbcqt

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When Ariel sees the priest who married her and Eric in The Little Mermaid

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@MilneMovies Took my daughter yesterday. Of course it’s not the psychedelic adventure of the Wilder or Depp versions, but I was surprised how much I liked it. Great review, dude!

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#disneyland

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Finally. The Alien movie where we see the Xenomorph in its awkward adolescent phase

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Cailee Spaeny says Fede Alvarez’s ‘ALIEN: ROMULUS’ film is set between ‘ALIEN’ and ‘ALIENS’.

(Source: https://t.co/39fQ9WB4qM)

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Can we all agree on Tacos?

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@vinceisHOSS @Twitch 😉😘

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@RealEmirHan

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@EverythingOOC Yoda, but make it fashion

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@davidbelle_ Im hearing it’s better to go with the 14 glazers

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These brand endorsement deals are getting weirder and weirder

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@ilovenostalgia Chiropractic Care

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Me, turning in my semester project for Pottery 101

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Mexican Government unveiled an Alien corpse to the public that is 1,000 years old 😳����🛸 #Aliens https://t.co/5XVxN6zp9k

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FDA: Benadryl doesn’t work

Me:

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@greengodess58 @lizbrownkaiser @SenFettermanPA On a good night