Chance The Snapper

a humble gator in a Humboldt lagoon

[Chance The Snapper @ChanceDaSnapper]

@s14rob @TadCarpenter It me!!!!

[Chance The Snapper @ChanceDaSnapper]

@JCB_Journo Bavettes.

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@BetCato @ElviaMalagon You sure you want to keep them as friends?

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Been down in FL for a few hours now. Nice digs. All by myself, kinda lonely. Miss my homies in HP. Still <3 @ImAlligatorBob

[Chance The Snapper @ChanceDaSnapper]

Listen, I’m a big fan of Mayor Bitefoot...I mean LIGHTFOOT. I’m confident she’ll look out for my best interests. And by that, I mean I want a penthouse in the @ParkHyattChi

[The Daily Line @thedailylinechi]

BREAKING: Mayor Lori Lightfoot says the safe capture of @ChanceDaSnapper was a "great relief." @BlockClubCHI

[Chance The Snapper @ChanceDaSnapper]

@thedailylinechi @BlockClubCHI Listen, I’m a big fan of Mayor Bitefoot...I mean LIGHTFOOT. I’m confident she’ll look out for my best interests. And by that, I mean I want a penthouse in the @ParkHyattChi

[Chance The Snapper @ChanceDaSnapper]

@UnderpantsGnome @mina_bloom_ @BlockClubCHI @chancetherapper @humboldtgator 👍👍✌️

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@mina_bloom_ @BlockClubCHI Just brushed my teef, did I miss any?

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@BKBHeyn @BronxZoosCobra Flattering, but not my type.

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@HeatherCherone I’m having a good hair day!

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#FreeChance #GatorLivesMatter

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HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

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@CPDBlueKnight9 This. Is. MAGNIFICENT!

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@HeatherCherone @BlockClubCHI I’ll answer all your calls. I’ve got time...

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@hameslauren Every goofy story starts with ‘a Florida man’ - I’m not worried about this goof ball.

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@ren0901 @humboldtgator Quite flattered. @ImAlligatorBob did a great job. Let’s see what this floozy from FL can do...

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@cybtfs Not with that outfit, you’re not.

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@Grassroots_IL @chancetherapper I’m Gucci for now, but those beautiful felines need a permanent home.

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@NaderDIssa @mina_bloom_ Nah nah nah. I love my fans!

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@englewoodelaine @BlockClubCHI @ChanceDeSnapper Who’s that?