Chance

also known as sticks

[Chance @ChanceKrajesky]

Me when a customer calls me a “Grass munching southerner who failed his drivers test.”

[Chance @ChanceKrajesky]

@h0neyb33 You’re gonna do this right?

[しふぁさぶ @sifqxx]

世界一の台パンがこちら　#APEX

[Chance @ChanceKrajesky]

@h0neyb33 Damn, your Easter sounds like it’s bumpin

[Jacob Todd @jacril]

I heard the $2000 stimulus is taking so long because it's being delivered in crisp Harriet Tubman bills hot off the press

[Chance @ChanceKrajesky]

Yasou is the worst champ in the game.
How to fix= remove him.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Great news #yanggang - Evelyn and I are moving to Georgia to help @ossoff and @ReverendWarnock win! This is our only chance to clear Mitch out of the way and help Joe and Kamala get things done in the next 4 years. More details to come but let’s go!!! 😀🇺🇸🚀

[Emote Bot @lolEmoteBot]

When you just want to play again

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla should make 🔥 catgirl robots?

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

How do you spell dominant?

O-S-A-K-A

@naomiosaka I #USOpen

[Chance @ChanceKrajesky]

@Cressida_X Cmon bro, you got the pet mole. That’s like peak living right there

[Derek Mio @derekzmio]

@AndrewYang called it.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

No, I’m not kidding. In the GOP COVID-19 bill there is a major cut in unemployment benefits, no funding to feed the hungry or prevent evictions. Oh, yes! But there is $29 billion for the Pentagon. Not going to happen. https://t.co/pndSp2ODQB

[A Great Big Pile of Leaves @AGBPOL]

Back to it.