A Self Deprecating Hedonist

I was once called “A Self Depreciating Hedonist”. I took it as a compliment despite the fact it wasn’t meant as one.

[A Self Deprecating Hedonist @ChanceMinter]

#PS5Share, #BaldursGate3

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Yoooo these two Speed Champion sets that the German Lego site listed better be legit.

[A Self Deprecating Hedonist @ChanceMinter]

@gflipmusic One of the best live performances I’ve ever seen. You absolutely crushed it

[A Self Deprecating Hedonist @ChanceMinter]

Saw K. Flay and G Flip tonight. They put on a ridiculously amazing show.

[A Self Deprecating Hedonist @ChanceMinter]

“Don’t lose your head over an ass.” -Jerico’s very awesome and very Peruvian dad 😂

[A Self Deprecating Hedonist @ChanceMinter]

Venom: Let There Be Carne Asada

[A Self Deprecating Hedonist @ChanceMinter]

This dude said “I broke your heart. Now excuse me while I traumatize you horribly by having my face melt off as the sun comes up. I call this vampire suicide pranks 101.”

Midnight Mass is the funniest show on television.

[A Self Deprecating Hedonist @ChanceMinter]

I swear to god if this Midnight Mass preacher says “come to mass” one more time I’m going to have a PTSD flashback to going to a Christian Elementary School

[A Self Deprecating Hedonist @ChanceMinter]

I came this close to zipping my dick into my pants. Must be my lucky day

[A Self Deprecating Hedonist @ChanceMinter]

“Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball, I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone.” -55 KP

[Mint-Man @Nelly_Mint]

How much time and money was wasted on making Colin Farrell un-sexy? Absolute waste. The people demand a sexy Penguin!

[A Self Deprecating Hedonist @ChanceMinter]

What the crash bandicoot fuck

https://t.co/LWn2UW3LqI

[A Self Deprecating Hedonist @ChanceMinter]

Gonna start using the other account I made as this account is literally my name, and the company I work for is being sticklers about social media. So I need me some anonymity.

[A Self Deprecating Hedonist @ChanceMinter]

Threw on The Bounty Hunter on Netflix, because, duh, God Gerry, and I’ve got to make a change on this original tweet—

Daddario has gotta be replaced by God Butler.

[A Self Deprecating Hedonist @ChanceMinter]

Does Ben and Ana count as a 2 for 1 special? If not, just Ben then.

[Scott Aukerman @ScottAukerman]

Weird closing thought!

[A Self Deprecating Hedonist @ChanceMinter]

@realdaveimboden We need a Deep Blue Sea 3 online viewing party

[A Self Deprecating Hedonist @ChanceMinter]

@realdaveimboden And Gerry in the background dealing with some pigs

[A Self Deprecating Hedonist @ChanceMinter]

I was going to not drink during the week this week since this weekend is gonna be chug heavy, but it’s 11:17AM and I already need an adult beverage.