Chance Miranda

29 Years Old |LHP| Righetti Baseball Alum, Clarion Baseball Alum. You learn something new everyday. I’ll throw 90 one day.

[Josh 〽️ @UMFanJosh]

At US games we shouldn’t try to do chants. It sounds corny. Let’s see how Australia responds to 75k people doing this for 90 minutes

[Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom]

Welcome to the Golden Era.

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

Roki Sasaki tonight:

7 IP
0 ER
2 H
2 BB
10 K
17 whiffs

WHO IS THIS GUY?

[MLB @MLB]

PLAY OF THE YEAR?! 😱

MIGUEL ROJAS WITH THE BAREHAND, FREDDIE FREEMAN WITH THE STRETCH!

[Chance Miranda @ChanceMiranda22]

.@RamsNFL announce Aaron Donald’s return and sign Stefon Diggs

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The 2026 Rams are looking STACKED 😳

[NFL @NFL]

Headed to LA in a Flash ⚡️

[Chance Miranda @ChanceMiranda22]

@andyfromtwit Come on, you don’t believe in Malik Willis? 😂

[Chance Miranda @ChanceMiranda22]

Holy shit

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

🚨🚨🚨

Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.

In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.

[Chance Miranda @ChanceMiranda22]

😂😂😂

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

This is the voicemail Jared Verse is leaving Sean McVay

[Chance Miranda @ChanceMiranda22]

😂

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The helmet above Aaron Donald’s fireplace after the Rams traded for Myles Garrett

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

Shohei Ohtani tonight:

6 IP
1 ER
0 H
4 BB
7 K

0.82 ERA on the season

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[MLB @MLB]

Chris Taylor has announced his retirement after 12 Major League seasons spent across the Mariners, Dodgers and Angels. He won two World Series rings with the Dodgers (2020 and 2024), was an All-Star in 2021 and was named co-NLCS MVP in 2017.

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

Wow banger card

[UFC @ufc]

13 YEARS IN THE MAKING 🚨

@TheNotoriousMMA vs @BlessedMMA 2

[ #UFC329 LIVE July 11 on @ParamountPlus ]

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Shohei Ohtani through 7 starts this season:

44 IP
50 K
0.82 ERA (leads MLB)
0.82 WHIP (3rd)
.161 BAA (2nd)

[Chance Miranda @ChanceMiranda22]

@Dodgers You disgust me

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

lmao

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

Trevor Bauer sucks so much. He’s so washed.