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[Chance @ChanceMulvihill]

What happened to Kanye

[Chance @ChanceMulvihill]

Jokes are generally funny in threes, unless it’s a Naked Gun movie then the joke is funny as many times as it’s told.

[Jesse Todd @Jesse_Todd120]

Two girls talking to each other debating if each other are crazy. When both are clearly diabolically clinically insane

[Chance @ChanceMulvihill]

@ThebestFigen Someone count it, how many skips did this legend get

[Chance @ChanceMulvihill]

To Ken or to Kennot

[Chance @ChanceMulvihill]

Hershey's candy is fake. There's no real chocolate in it. Stop eating Hershey's.

[Chance @ChanceMulvihill]

I feel like English grammar is like you have to know all these rules so you know why they don't make sense

[Chance @ChanceMulvihill]

Pride is a sin.

[Chance @ChanceMulvihill]

Probably shouldn't have Jews and Israelis running america.

[Jesse Todd @Jesse_Todd120]

@ChanceMulvihill Bro no way, I don’t believe you 1000%, that’s their number 1 turn on

[Chance @ChanceMulvihill]

I know I have bad taste in music because everytime I play something at the bar people fast pass it lol

[Chance @ChanceMulvihill]

I started dealing drugs and got a felony arrest charge but girls still don't want me what am I doing wrong?

[Chance @ChanceMulvihill]

Asked someone a couple days ago if the sprite looked a little black and they said Sprite is clear you fucking idiot. I assumed well I'm fucking stupid and continued to drink my black sprite. Today was told the sprite is now safe to drink. It is now clear again, wtf was I drinking

[Chance @ChanceMulvihill]

My boss says he doesn't like it when I say Hello welcome to my restaurant! at customers as they enter so that people slowly think I am the boss.

[Chance @ChanceMulvihill]

I'm so bad at manscaping my dick got the emo fade

[Chance @ChanceMulvihill]

Honestly think it's hilarious that the most praised women in America today, are all perverted men. Dont worry feminists none of us saw this coming.

[Chance @ChanceMulvihill]

I was today years old when I learned that All Star Smash Mouth lyric is get paid not get played. I been singing get played for 20 years

[Chance @ChanceMulvihill]

Isn't it weird how there's only like 2 good politicians. None of them are capable of doing their jobs and most of em like fucking kids. The weirdest thing is no one does anything about it and for someone they're not in jail or beheaded.

[Chance @ChanceMulvihill]

@consciouscosmo_ It's AI

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

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