Chester Humberfloob

fuck u

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Medium rare or fuck off

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I knew I had a problem when I asked where the nearest Taco Bell was when I was in Mexico

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If getting drunk on a Monday at 9:30am is wrong, I don’t wanna be right

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I don’t roll on Shabbos

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@merry123459 Imagine thinking paying more money will stop wildfires 😂😂😂 must be from Ontario

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@Skysantina Weakling

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Flying back from Asia town is strange, I leave today, but my mom picks me up from airport tomorrow night. I’m on a plane for 14 hours but only 6 hours go by

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@justice_sbk @AHoensbroech @WestJet I can’t even afford to fly WestJet FOK

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@willbush1995 Not all heroes wear capes

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@Skysantina Jon Pardi is dope af

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30+ year old weirdos sellin dope is kinda cringe, give it a break m8 u still can barely afford rent

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I judge restaurants based on how good or shit their napkins are

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@justice_sbk Like the breakfast spot you took me to in the slums

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Might be lacking a chromosome but that chrome never lackin

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Down 15 pounds :) #helth

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The oilfield is a strange place, I once witnessed a man being made fun of because he would bring a lunch box to work. Then they proceeded to just call him lunchbox instead of his real name. Tbh I’m not sure what his real name was other than lunchbox

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@justice_sbk 3 million cigarettes smoked for sure

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@justice_sbk @StrangestMedia LOL

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Shuffle music???? I’ve heard the same 10/1500 songs on repeat for months

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@Skysantina Taco Bell, drifting, just living ya best life