Chance Terry

I’ll be in my corner if anyone needs me.

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

Titties and beards are strangely similar.

You just wanna touch them.
Make them bounce, and tell people how nice theirs are.

🤷🏼‍♂️

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

Man crush Monday came a tad late this week

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

Your ignorance is showing my man. Cover up.

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

When I tell you this woman does things to me, I’m not merely speaking emotionally. @XoBlkBarbieXo

[Mens_Corner__ @Mens_Corner__]

Her: where did you learn that?
Me:

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

@WavePunk Fucking lag would still get me.

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

@RealJamesWoods What the fuck do you care? Jealous? 👀

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

@Mens_Corner__ Trunky Chip

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

@WavePunk That’s my locker.

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

@MarkRPellegrino Jealousy.

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

@dom_lucre Meal worms. Not maggots.

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

Someone get this to Liam Neeson stat 😂💀 @ThereIRuinedIt

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

@cumtodavoice Well I’m at least happy 😂

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

Like what the actual fuck?! 😂🤣💀💀

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

If you’re gonna sling bible verses at me in hopes to condemn me or my lifestyle, first consider this.

I’ve read it.
More than you.

I’m no scholar, nor do I claim to be intelligent by any means.

However, I would venture to say that a genuine soul has more value to this earth than one who is constantly restricted and restrictive based on archaic and ambiguous religious dogma.

That is all.
Have a lovely day all you fucking sinners 🤣

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

Pretty excited!

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

@cumtodavoice 🤣🤣🤣 indeed it did!

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

I’ve been holding onto tea for fucking years.

Hit my breaking point yesterday.

Bout to spill it.

You know who you are.

I’m coming for you.

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

@MarkRPellegrino I’m gonna need to know where to get one of these.👀

[Chance Terry @ChancejTerry]

Ladies

You invite a man over to Netflix and chill.

You make a move, he says no.

What do you do?”