Chancesky

I do it for the money | ookla ‘24 | attention deficit thoughts

[Chancesky @Chanceskyy]

“Alcohol is a gateway drug” yeah a gateway to a good fucking time and plenty more to follow

[Chancesky @Chanceskyy]

I’ll know I’ve made it in life when I have my own Lego mini figure

[Chancesky @Chanceskyy]

@ou1wen2 God no

[Chancesky @Chanceskyy]

If I’ve learned anything this year it’s quit breaking your back and mind over someone that doesn’t care about the pain it may cause

[naman @deleuzesionaI]

must be julian casablancas the way the strokes got her asking “is this it?” :(

[Chancesky @Chanceskyy]

Last tweet was too serious got to tweet something stupid now BRB

[Chancesky @Chanceskyy]

Even 4 inches is kind of a lot you could even go to a 2 inch sub that would also be more than enough IMO

[Chancesky @Chanceskyy]

@SUBWAY I usually get the 6 inch sub but I can never finish it Bc it’s just too much. There needs to be a smaller option say 4 inches. 4 inches is enough and it would probably taste better tbh. Anymore than that is just too much.

[Chancesky @Chanceskyy]

Everyday, I wake up with the unbearable weight of being ‘That Guy’.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

FDA Requires Cigarette Packs Have Image Of Cigarette Pack Which Itself Has Smaller Image Of Cigarette Pack To Make Smokers Question Where This All Ends https://t.co/DCk5ivyVBf

[Chancesky @Chanceskyy]

@jorgevluiss Founding fathers really fumbled the bag giving my ADHD ass free speech.

[Chancesky @Chanceskyy]

@JoeBiden you’ve been in office for 2 years and the national anthem is still garbage. Do your job

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@loooouiss

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Make someone’s day, remind them how thicc they are

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@NBCNews Put me in coach

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@loooouiss There’s no going back

[Chancesky @Chanceskyy]

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