Chance

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

Time to take my little self and move it along I think. Need to see what would’ve happened if I didn’t come begging and pleading. No more crying no more “communicating my feelings” no more being a bitch

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

The amount of money I pay to not have sex is astounding.

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

If only god gave me like 3” more then the woman whose bills I pay might sleep with me 🥺#sadnibbahours

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

@PamBondi the woman who saved the child rapists from prosecution what a legacy to leave behind. The only person with absolute power to out and arrest them all but hey the billionaires got richer this week so that’s something

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

@PamBondi the woman who saved the child rapists from prosecution what a legacy to leave

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

@AmericaPapaBear I’ve known 2 people named Chance (one was Chantz) and one of them is me is there a lot of chances out there?

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

@Ohfuggit @PHLEaglesNation @RealDGunn I think it’s more of a “thought that counts” situation ya he can get in through other routes but the eagles want nothing to do with him as a fan and stood behind an opposing teams supporter to show this guy he’s a piece of shit. Plus he can’t enjoy a beer if does manage to get in

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

@djdiesel Well….did she….

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

@s_prevot Your argument is “it’s offside but you have to look really close so let’s just call it not offside”

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

@RadioGenoa Imagine getting binked by the ole windmill LOL

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

@TheBrutalNature MALANOIS ARE NOT PETS

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

@GoldenKnights How you cheat and still lose LOL

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

@CollinRugg The letter Id send back

“Go fuck yourself”

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

@GoldenKnights There needs to be an asterisk beside your name on the cup *won with $15m extra cap space

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

@NHL @GoldenKnights @DallasStars @espn @Sportsnet @TVASports I just wanna know who in the @GoldenKnights is sucking bettman off that good to get this treatment. Sounds like a sugar daddy situation to me

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

The @NHL is a fucking joke. Stone looks like he’s in prime fuckin form and Hertl (who Vegas got using mark stones cap space) helps Vegas take the lead. Greasy cheap fuckin team @GoldenKnights #NHL #whatsacap

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

@historyinmemes Patrick Mahomes could’ve gone done as the GOAT. But it doesn’t matter how many rings he wins his brother and wife will always be what people remember him for. And now you got Taylor swift happening durning this win? Patrick mawho?

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

Russia: that used to be our land and we want it back
The world: 😠

Palestine: that’s used to be our land and we want it back
The world: ✊

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

The world just full blown forgot the hard R @MorganWallen dropped?

[Chance @Chancey_boy]

People be like “oh I love dogs” then post a dog with their ears docked