e.j.

“A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.” – OWH. Esa es la que.

[Tiffany C. Li @tiffanycli]

Stay indoors. But also return in person. Wear a mask. Not that one. The expensive one, that you can’t find. Take rapid tests. Which you also can’t find. But if you find them, don’t buy them. Rapid tests don’t work. You need PCR. There are zero appointments in your area.

[Austin Archer @yourpal_austin]

Well looky here! Hi Twitter, I’m the dude in this video! Had to join to see this. Glad it’s doing well over here!

[e.j. @ChancletaFlow]

2021 will be better!
*checks the Twitter*
Nope. We are doomed.

[Daniel Kunka @unikunka]

Guys, something insane happened to me today.

I am on a text chain with my teenage nieces and nephews along with my mom (their grandma) and today my mom asked them if they knew who Helen Keller was...

And their response was that Helen Keller was a fraud who didn't exist.

[e.j. @ChancletaFlow]

Sweet sounds in the city

[Holly Peppermint 🍬 @ NYCC @HollyPeppermint]

All of Manhattan is literally cheering in the street right now. We did it 🥺

[e.j. @ChancletaFlow]

@DavidBegnaud Cried tears of joy today! I have faith Biden-Harris will rebuild the US and do right by PR, instead of treating its people like a problematic stepchild who’s only good for photo ops.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Kinda wish so many freedom seeds weren’t flying out of anger pipes into people’s thinky coconuts and organ barrels and making their loved ones leak so much boo-hoo water out of their peep orbs.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

If Trump wins in November and Democrats do not gain control of the Senate, it will be the end of American democracy and there will be a Trump in the White House for the next 20-30 years. Happy Monday!

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Candidates last night spoke with knowledge, depth, integrity and clarity far beyond reach of current president who answers questions with the false bravado of an entitled 3rd grader spraying the room with verbal manure to hide the fact he doesn't know what he's talking about.

[e.j. @ChancletaFlow]

#AdobeForAll #AdobeLife @ San Jose, California https://t.co/6oODqHH1cG

[e.j. @ChancletaFlow]

I’m here for this. Evviva l'arte!

[NPR @NPR]

The mayor of Cremona, Italy, blocked traffic during five weeks of recording and asked residents to please keep quiet so master musicians could play four instruments — note by note — for posterity. https://t.co/Tny7pu6J3O

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

For people who say you don't vote because none of it affects your actual life:

California has a proposal that ends day light savings time.

Motherfucker, you can vote and literally change the time. Like Marty McFly or some shit.

[e.j. @ChancletaFlow]

“I am simply outraged beyond my ability to articulate it.” Trump and the Baby Snatchers https://t.co/Il1ie7U6Oz

[David Begnaud @DavidBegnaud]

These images were just released by border patrol @CBP showing the McAllen, Texas detention facility that we were allowed to tour today. For now, we can only rely on what they give us. They will not allow us inside to film on our own. Why? “Privacy”; they don’t want faces shown

[Laura Bush @laurawbush]

I live in a border state. I appreciate the need to enforce and protect our international boundaries, but this zero-tolerance policy is cruel. It is immoral. And it breaks my heart.

https://t.co/he1uw1E96A

[e.j. @ChancletaFlow]

Hurricane season begins Friday. “Puerto Rico Electrical Grid 'Teetering' Despite $3.8 Billion Repair Job.” https://t.co/kjrmncJJvy

[e.j. @ChancletaFlow]

“What do I need to do TODAY to make my dreams come true?” - JJ Watt

[e.j. @ChancletaFlow]

I need Sensei to help me read people in real life. #AdobeSummit

[e.j. @ChancletaFlow]

#MarchForOurLives