Chancy Bernson

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

@colbertlateshow Pretty classless to claim on air that Texans just forgot about 230,000 people, Americans, that have died due to this virus. Typical dick remark. I just saw everything on your show 10 minutes earlier on Fallon by the way. You guys match underwear too?

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

Why the fuck is it called a Jeffrey?

Because, who could be scared of a Jeffrey?
#strokethefurrywalls

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

"And it is so simple... The one thing is- love thy neighbor as thyself- that is the one thing. That is all, nothing else is needed. You will instantly find how to live." Fyodor Dostoyevsky

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

My stepdaughter brought me home a jar of crunchy peanut butter, was unaware I found one earlier. Now we have 2. We are now... Those people.
#hoardernohoarding

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

Worried about this virus thing are you? I'd be worried about the vape or cigarette you smoke too. All of these affect your lungs. I used to smoke, a lot. Glad I put it down. Think about it.

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

"There's nothing stronger than a heart that's fighting for the truth."- S.M.
If you know what song that's from you're making good choices.

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

Step Daughter graduated high school today. I shotgunned a beer with my stepson and got beat. Top that!
#todaywasagoodday #ididntevenhavetousemyAK

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

Late night TV is pretty sad. All that $ to hire writers and can't make fun of anything/one other than the PUSA? C'mon, that horse is dead, I don't care who you voted for. Change the record. Funny that Days Of Our Lives has changed more than you have in the last 2 years!

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

Childish? Maybe. But... I have THE BEST registration sticker for the entire next year!
#alrightalrightalright

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

I've never seen anything more inconsistent than Amarillo's weather prediction "system". There should be Vegas odds placed each time moisture is given 1/2 of a %. 100% chance 2 days out, 0% day of. I feel for the weathermen...
#wettease

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

I wear cowboy boots out, especially when I play. Not because I'm a cowboy. I love Country music and respect the Cowboy way of life. I strive to live that way. Not in the work field, but to the mindset on how to treat others, to be thankful and to work hard.
#dontbeadyingbreed

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

My deal is... How can I save every dog from the Humane Society pics from being euthanized?? It's actually sad, so many are just abandoned. I'd probably go to jail if I saw it happen. Just saying.
#savethedogs #dogslivesmatter

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

Oh, but I hope I'm not being misleading. A bunch of my friends just got together and let me be a part of an annual Merle Haggard tribute show. To say they did well is an understatement.

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

My opinion: Don't attempt to find your happiness by taking from someone else's. To me, you're just looking in the wrong places. Fake "friends" are a virus. They use those double sided mirrors ya know... For each face. I dispise it and will tell you to fuck off.
Yours truly...

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

Remember that one time I built a 1 room "studio" in my garage and made an acoustic CD of previously unreleased tunes? Aided by a harmonica, a few accessory percussion items and.... Waaalaaa! Done. Finished. Released. Physical and digitally tomorrow, 4/1/19.

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

People, look up. From your phone. There's a whole world out there. Like the one opposite the driver's seat you're sitting in! Your kid in the back car seat can't reach the brakes...

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

I always had a cowlick when I was a young kid, I assume from constantly getting smacked upside the head for doing something stupid. It's funny, I still have that same cowlick today. Is it even still called that today?

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

@Zac_Wilkerson @davidabeyta Dude has style. Gonna miss that.

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

Twitter faults: Not being able to edit a typo after tweeting.
#isuckatgrammarchecking

[Chancy Bernson @ChancyBernson]

I've always been good at thinking about what I don't have or haven't done. I also always have to remind myself... I'm fuckin lucky and blessed! Something about always feeling like there's something needing to be done. Stop. Look around you. Take it in. Rest. But don't quit.