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[🇨🇦 Chandu 🇮🇳 @Chandarah]

@BillBrooklyn10 Stocks

[🇨🇦 Chandu 🇮🇳 @Chandarah]

@nobrokercom Thank you for your excellent service with packers and Movers. The scheduled time was 10 am today and here I am at 2:42 PM without any sign of the service partner. Movement manager is no where to be seen. Am being told to wait for another 1 hour. #pathetic #nobroker

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

There's nothing better at destroying creativity than a sense of urgency and a push for results.

[🇨🇦 Chandu 🇮🇳 @Chandarah]

@DanWahlin git stats instead of git status

[Emilia Mocarski @emocarski]

"What is this OOO in her email?"
"Out of office."
"Ah, I should have known. But I thought it was something for Halloween - like OooooOoOoOo."

🤪👻🎃

@MeetingBoy

[🟣 Chris Holland @chrisholland]

This made me laugh ... then cry a little.

[Kym Scott #PressPlay @kymscott5]

My autistic 10yr old daughter, who hardly ever chooses to read or write, banged this out on the computer yesterday. She’d be over the moon & maybe inspired to write more often if it got some likes & RTs.

[Madhava Enros @madhava]

A very Toronto headline. https://t.co/VSdcDL3pHT

[👾 @ashmind]

Have you ever seen some syntax, but had no idea what it was?

New experimental thing to help with that:
https://t.co/FA8KxQj9N6

[ashley williams @ag_dubs]

i may have an unhealthy obsession with typing "clear" in my terminal

i LOVE it. rolls off the fingers so great

[Antonia @Flaminhaystack]

If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything

Stamps = Lickie Stickie
Defibrillators = Hearty Starty
Bumble bees = Fuzzy Buzzy
Pregnancy test = Maybe Baby
Bra =Breastie Nestie
Fork= Stabby Grabby
Socks = Feetie Heatie
Hippo = Floatie Bloatie
Nightmare = Screamy Dreamy

[Darin Senneff @dsenneff]

Made an SVG animated login avatar, with the help of some trigonometry & GSAP. #animation #UX #gsap
https://t.co/nfWVd0D4va

[Tomasz Łakomy @tlakomy]

Using webpack for my "hello world" app

[Real Python @realpython]

"What's the most used language in programming?"

"Profanity."

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Elon Musk: I'm putting people on Mars!
Developers: Fantastic, more timezones to support.

[Jon Gallant @jongallant]

When her dad denies your request for her hand in marriage

[KizariGames @BrilliantDum_e]

Aye nah fuck this game https://t.co/ANsxag0l0v

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Steps to Browsing a Website in 2018:

1. okay I'll accept cookies
2. yeah okay I'll disable my adblocker
3. sorry I don't want to sign up for your newsletter
...
15. *closes tab*

[Ash Jogalekar @curiouswavefn]

"They had to be true, because if they weren't, nobody would have the imagination to invent them." - G. H. Hardy on Srinivasa Ramanujan's theorems.

Happy Birthday to Srinivasa Ramanujan, as authentic an example of a native mathematical genius as we are likely to ever find.