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@PodcastTheRide the closed Rock and Brews outside of Dallas is selling the giant guitar neck on Marketplace FYI

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Southern New Hampshire University knows nothing conveys education legitimacy quite like an RV

Okay this is actually my last tweet ever. Bye again!

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Had a dream where I came up with this joke:

“Went to the Annie Lennox football camp. My least favorite part was the drill where we walked through broken glass.”

Any way, this is the last time I’m posting on this app. Find me elsewhere!

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@BFW Hell yeah

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@BFW The original post didn’t get enough engagement to do a “dear internet,…”

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Pam Von Bondis. Is that anything?

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@JasonSheridan Hell yeah brother!!

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@briangaar I really enjoyed the hell out of this game. Ubisoft would be stoked to make a game this cool, and I dig a lot of their disposable fps’

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We’ve been canceling more streamers and watching more Drew Carey Show on Pluto and I’ve never felt better in the last 10 years

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Every year my dad gets more and more disappointed at the SNL Thanksgiving special adding sketches from after 1994

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I love that State Farm has made Andy Reid into a fat little clown for our entertainment.

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I don’t have the heart to post my Rattler take. The fan base needs another week of false positivity.

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@JoeFromMSF 🫶

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Dave Grohl becoming a divorced dad is going to do gangbusters with his fan base.

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Apparently if you’re a core member of The Office you don’t make enough on residuals to not have to go to every minor league baseball promo night.

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I’d like to offer service for everyone who is scared of Deep Ellum in Dallas to be shuttled to a North Highland Shreveport Circle K.

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You should get prorated Sunday Ticket based on how your team finished last season

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11 years ago I’d clock out of my Arby’s job (time and a half, nice) and go to Quiznos and would talk shop with the employees and walk out with a free sub (game recognize game). 4th of July as a corporate worker just doesn’t feel as patriotic.

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Explaining to my Gen Z coworkers about a brief moment in time where if you had a few tweets get “50+ faves and 50+ retweets” you’d get an executive producer credit on Parks and Rec.

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Maybe it would help if everyone disclosed what IS on your 2024 bingo card