Chanel Freire

[Chanel Freire @ChanelFreire]

My happy place.

[Chanel Freire @ChanelFreire]

If coffee was a health tonic and cigarettes had protein I'd be the breakfast champion.

[Chanel Freire @ChanelFreire]

Nothing denoates personal growth more than putting in your retainer after months of neglect.

[Chanel Freire @ChanelFreire]

@dancingnanoo adulthood flew over your head it seems. I don't need to imagine; im a proactive bitch.

[Chanel Freire @ChanelFreire]

@dancingnanoo Feel free to stop using my twitter for your mania now. You know how to reach me. Keep the mess in your own yard, thanks.

[Chanel Freire @ChanelFreire]

@dancingnanoo Nothing has happened to your keyboard. Speak to me like this again and that will change.

[Chanel Freire @ChanelFreire]

Auto correct insists "gotten" should be "gunmen". We are living in a Ray Bradbury world.

[Chanel Freire @ChanelFreire]

Mermaids is a stand up theatrical experience. Tell your friends!

[Chanel Freire @ChanelFreire]

You know you've failed at adulthood when you pay for the bus with outdated arcade tokens and random foreign currency that looks the part.

[Chanel Freire @ChanelFreire]

Had a hazy "snack out-black out". I came to with frosting on my face only to realize I don't have frosting or anything close to it in house.

[Chanel Freire @ChanelFreire]

Hipsters should bring back vintage diseases like Polio and the problem will sort itself out. I bet leg brace sales will go through the roof.