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lol wtf twitter still a thing

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

So it only took me breaking my finger and completely blacking out to bring myself to the conclusion I should probbbbably stop drinking 😅

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

Lmfaoooooo

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

My favourite part about my job is that I can tell someone to fuck off, that’s literally my favourite thing.

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

Ahh gotta love when the trash takes itself out sometimes.

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

Men with nose piercings could ruin my life and I’d say thank you

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

Did I just buy 200 dollars worth of clothes online impulsively?? Yes. Yes I did.

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

Get a boss that drive you home and get you McDonald’s. #period

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

Did I just spend 500$ on a snake??? Yes. Does my boyfriend hate snakes?? Also yes- stay tuned for updates if I end up single 🤗😂

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

I don’t want a house at 24 so i can start to raise a family, I want a house at 24 so I can have a huge backyard for my dog, a room for my snakes and a pole in my room. Js.

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

I made over $600 tonight. That’s why I deal with drunk people and cry in the walk in 🤗

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

I haven’t even started my new job yet and went there for a drink last night, where some wonderful gent decided it would be okay to slap my ass, twice. Not only did my new manager stand up and say that’s not okay, he also kicked him out because unwanted contact is not gonna fly 🙌🏻

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

I am about to absolutely destroy the poutine and chicken wings I just ordered... shamelessly

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

I think I only work at the bar I work at because of the gigantic ( and I mean gigantic) pickles we have a endless stock of.... so. Good.

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

Don’t be a cunt all year and ignore everyone’s mental illness around you but be all #bellletstalk one day a year.!

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

My new favourite colour is blue because I just found out it’s the only colour dogs can vividly see 😭💙

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

I leave for Cuba in 5 hours 😍

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

Ryan just tried telling me Venice is short for for Venezuela-bless his heart 😂😂

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

So Ryan and I leave for Cuba in less than a week 🤗❤️

[elle @ChanelleLuise]

@lilbowweep 💀😂😭