Chaney Partrich

“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

Happy #InternationalWomensDay!

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

@MMFQDEATH @Marvel @DCComics Hi there Ryan! I want you to know that I'm thinking of you during your recovery & know you will get well soon. Just remember: The Force will be with you... ALWAYS! All the best from your pal, Mar🐫

[Ryan C @MMFQDEATH]

Just wanted to share a request. @Marvel @DCComics #Superheroes My 12 year old nephew is a huge fan. He just had emergency brain surgery on Thurs and I know he’d be ecstatic if a hero out there could send a get well. I just want to do something for him. #help

[Barstool Gamecocks @Barstool_Cocks]

And once again the creative team has me thinking we’re going undefeated

[graham techler @gr8h8m_t3chl3r]

when my 6th grade girlfriend broke up w me I made a YouTube video called “heartbreak” that was just a slideshow of broken hearts set to Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana and one night I heard my mom watching it downstairs and it’s something we have not and will not ever discuss

[@jenmonnier.bsky.social @JenMonnier]

You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:

[soviet soldiers dancing @communistbops]

paper planes - m.i.a.

[Jordan parody @jordanrubiks]

david dobrik might have all that money and a big house and hilarious friends and beautiful girls hanging out with him but he does not have a degree in computer science

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

“Friendship always came ahead of business for us”

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

She's voting Bernie

[World Surf League @wsl]

One massive layback with Betet Merta 🤯
Video: @ivantanjung

[Kymi✨ @KingKymii]

I asked my kid wat she wanted to do today and she said “I wanna have brunch with my girls like you do on your birthday” i was like 🤔🤔... But of course i did it 😂🥰

[Pelicans SnoBalls @PelicansNW]

Bring your keychain to Pelicans today!!!

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

we stubbed our toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Media reacts to Joe Burrow’s hand size

[Alabama Football @AlabamaFTBL]

4.28u 😳😳😳

@__RUGGS

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