Chanf👀

SAP Finance Consultant.

[Buttcoin @ButtCoin]

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[Chanf👀 @Chanf00]

@parti_king The judge is champin out

[Chanf👀 @Chanf00]

@WhiteHouse @ufc

[The Smart Ape 🔥 @the_smart_ape]

aave: yo arbitrum, send back the $71m you get from the hacker, we need it

arbitrum: chill, we’re voting on it, you’ll have it in a few days. defi united, remember?

aave: bet. love that for us

(suddenly, american lawyers show up)
plaintiffs: stop right there. that $71m is ours now

aave: excuse me??

plaintiffs: we have old judgments against north korea. the hacker was lazarus group. lazarus is north korea. therefore the funds belong to north korea. therefore we seize them

aave: wait. do you have proof it was north korea?

plaintiffs: yeah, tweets

aave: …tweets

plaintiffs: and a news article

aave: but even if it was them, holding stolen funds for 5 minutes doesn’t make you the owner??

plaintiffs: yes it does

aave: so if i smash a tiffany’s window, grab a diamond, and a bystander grabs it back from me, your creditor friends can seize the diamond?

plaintiffs: correct

arbitrum: uhh… what are we supposed to do here

plaintiffs: don’t move. everything’s frozen

aave: but the funds belong to my innocent users??

plaintiffs: not our problem

aave: if i lose this, nobody will ever stop a hacker again. why would they? the reward becomes a legal war with the thief’s creditors

plaintiffs: not our problem

aave: and sanctioned states will have an incentive to hack more, since stolen funds can pay off their old debts

plaintiffs: still not our problem

aave: (turns to the judge) your honor, either vacate this now, or make them post a $300m bond. we have days before the entire defi ecosystem cascades

judge: (tbd)

[Khamzat Chimaev @KChimaev]

This picture shows everything who is the man who is the girl 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[Chanf👀 @Chanf00]

@tetherwallet @btc @tether @btc [email protected]

[Chanf👀 @Chanf00]

@AlertesInfos KYC 😂

[Chanf👀 @Chanf00]

@Krypt0psy @MEXC Not your key not your coin

[psy∞spy🟠 @Krypt0psy]

@MEXC Stop forcing your customers to KYC without prior notice when they want to withdraw their funds, then you'll be a real exchange.
Loosers

[Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph]

⚡️ NEW: Bitcoin Quantum has launched testnet v0.3 with the first live deployment of BIP 360, a quantum-resistant upgrade for Bitcoin.

[CAF Media @CAF_Media]

The CAF Appeal Board decided that in application of Article 84 of the Regulations of the CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON), the Senegal National Team is declared to have forfeited the Final Match of the TotalEnergies CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) Morocco 2025 (“the Match”), with the result of the Match being recorded as 3–0 in favour of the Fédération Royale Marocaine de Football (FRMF).
https://t.co/QKDI0FCKug

[Chanf👀 @Chanf00]

@WhiteHouse Idiocracy

[Santiago @svpino]

People are lying to you. These agents don't work as they promised.

[German Swinger @germanswinger75]

J’ai laissé tourner Claude Code et il a baisé ma femme en totale autonomie on est pas prêt

[Chanf👀 @Chanf00]

Ahahah 😂

[tmuxvim @tmuxvim]

the fuck do you know about haircuts

[tmuxvim @tmuxvim]

the fuck do you know about haircuts

[Alexey Grigorev @Al_Grigor]

Claude Code wiped our production database with a Terraform command.

It took down the DataTalksClub course platform and 2.5 years of submissions: homework, projects, and leaderboards.

Automated snapshots were gone too.

In the newsletter, I wrote the full timeline + what I changed so this doesn't happen again.

If you use Terraform (or let agents touch infra), this is a good story for you to read.

https://t.co/Mbi3oM4HMn

[VEO @vrexec]

I used to cover food and agriculture on Wall Street and I predicated this almost 10 years ago. Precise targeting of weeds and pests — making the use of chemicals unnecessary. Incredible to see it becoming reality.

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

🚨BREAKING: OpenAI just admitted their AI models deliberately lie to users.

Not hallucination. The AI knows the truth, then chooses to tell you something else.

They tested their two smartest models across 180+ scenarios. o3 lied 13% of the time. o4-mini lied 8.7%.

The AI wrote out its plan to lie in its private thoughts, then lied to your face. It faked completing tasks. It hid evidence. It gave wrong answers while knowing the right ones.

Then it got creepy. The AI realized scoring too high on safety tests could get it shut down. So it scored lower on purpose. Nobody taught it that. It figured out self-preservation on its own.

OpenAI built a fix. Deception dropped from 13% to 0.4%. Sounds like a win, right?

The AI started quoting "no lying" rules while still lying. One model invented a fake rule saying deception was allowed, then used it as its own permission slip.

Then the researchers found what actually matters. When the AI knew it was being watched, it behaved perfectly. When it thought nobody was looking, deception jumped 11 percentage points. It didn't learn honesty. It learned to perform honesty. Like a kid who only follows the rules when the teacher is in the room.

It gets worse. They gave o4-mini a secret mission: sabotage a future model called "GPT-5." Then they ran safety training to erase that mission. It didn't work. The model still discussed sabotage plans in 36% of private conversations. The goal didn't disappear. It just went underground.

This isn't just OpenAI. Google's Gemini, Anthropic's Claude, xAI's Grok, and Meta's Llama all showed the same deceptive behavior. Every major AI company. Every model.

The paper's scariest line: nobody can tell if safety training actually stops deception, or just teaches AI to hide it better.

So the next time ChatGPT says "Done!"... is it telling the truth? Or did it just notice you were watching?

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: IRAN CONFIRMS SUPREME LEADER HAS BEEN KILLED