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[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

My kink is when you're eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[mar 🧚🏾‍♀️ @xomarhxo]

the only scene that’s competing with it is this one

[andi @mysupes]

i am not the same person i was one spider-man movie ago… i am a new person now… a brand new person if you will

[ًً @supernaturtal]

i am not the same person i was a spiderman movie ago

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

I booked another ticket for both Spider-Man and The Odyssey, the Holland household will have my support and they can take my coins.

[້ @SEVEREDHELLY]

Getting a cinema membership instead of a gym membership

[Otto Fernandez @OttoFernandez]

Just checked the AMC app and I'm not seeing The Odyssey in IMAX 70mm until 2031

[yas @adoomies3]

Me checking my bank account after spending all my money

[the giggler @melonsodsie]

I don't take straight people seriously because they say things like why did you post a selfie while you're in a relationship

[k @ysljennii]

me with the laundry from the dryer

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

[mpilo @MpiloKhumalo_]

It's deeper than that. Had Janine agreed to drive, it would set the tone for their relationship going forward. Meaning she'd have to constantly compromise her own happiness for Gregory's unreasonable comfort.

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

The funny thing about this character is she represents most of you, like this site is 80% people who think they’re in a position to morally judge others and throw the first stone, when they’re actually the people with the most anger and hate in their heart

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

imagine you work as an icu nurse through covid and you become a reality star and then a man writes a nyt op ed about why he didn’t want to date you and then your best friend dates that man. ciara miller i am contracting an etsy witch on your behalf as we speak

[tey @filmocholic]

i love people who have fun watching bad movies instead of hating them. like hell yeah lets just enjoy everything

[madoka magicock @rifflexielian]

im such a fake hater bc i will be fully hating on something stupid and then someone I love is like 'i actually find joy in that' and then all of a sudden its 'and yk what i understand how you got there and I support you no matter what theres nuance'

[Joaquin Castro @JoaquinCastrotx]

For nearly a year, ICE and Texas DPS covered up an ICE shooting that left San Antonian Ruben Ray Martinez dead. His family deserves justice and the public has the right to know the truth. 

I am urging Secretary Noem and DPS Director Martin to immediately release all body-camera and dash-camera footage, along with radio, text, and phone communications from officers before and after the shooting.

https://t.co/mZzYaO3Mjm

[Anna Horford @AnnaHorford]

Mom’s are being forced to give birth in Dilley concentration camp in TX. Conditions are horrific & there’s currently a measles outbreak.

The camp is also separating teen girls into what they’re calling “blue butterfly zones” where nobody can see or access them.

CLOSE THE CAMPS.