Kung Fu Changy

it was always me against me.

[Kung Fu Changy @ChangisKahn]

I feel like the word morbesity should be a word.

Part of speech:noun

Definition: the condition of being morbidly obese

Origin: unknown

[Kung Fu Changy @ChangisKahn]

@AmericanAir cancelled my parents flights traveling from INC>DFW>DCA/IAD, 2x, after hrs of delays in front of the gate and on the tarmac. Standby tix screwed up w wrong info. Told checked bags @ gate that U TOOK would take 9hrs to reclaim after canceled flight. We need answer.

[Kung Fu Changy @ChangisKahn]

@DFWAirport AAL280 was diverted to AFW. How do passengers get back on route with their originally planned itinerary?

[Kung Fu Changy @ChangisKahn]

Them: we are afraid continuing to wfh will deteriorate our culture

The culture:

[Kit Ballenger @KitonLit]

Weren’t we all, Duncan Hines. Weren’t we all.

[Ryan Thornton @ry_thornton]

My "radical" take is that if we can set mandatory, software-enabled speed limits on scooters in cities, we can and should do it for cars in cities.

https://t.co/IcmuvnwxzR

[Kung Fu Changy @ChangisKahn]

#oleout 🤡

[Kung Fu Changy @ChangisKahn]

#OleOut

[Wolves @Wolves]

I'm afraid we've got to put a ⏸ on our matchday coverage for the following annoucement...

#WelcomeHwang

🇰🇷✍️

[Nancy Wang Yuen @nancywyuen]

My Fall plans / The Delta Variant

[Kung Fu Changy @ChangisKahn]

Excitedly texted the wife to tell her how I got a great deal on canned soup and that salsas were bogo. #ThisIsAlmostThirty

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could https://t.co/Eqd0kSuPMg

[Kung Fu Changy @ChangisKahn]

Just got the first meeting request in a yr and a half where the location is an actual room and not Teams

[FC Augsburg @FCA_World]

Our 2021-22 Bundesliga Schedule 📺

[Kung Fu Changy @ChangisKahn]

Do we tell ourselves that “things worked out in the end” bc that’s what we truly believe or bc it helps us cope/justify/rationalize/process whatever we went though? Or both?

[Kung Fu Changy @ChangisKahn]

Me sending out a mass email to SVPs and VPs:

[Kung Fu Changy @ChangisKahn]

Beer and jerky. Name a more iconic duo.

[Kung Fu Changy @ChangisKahn]

Did him wrong 💀

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Ryanair had jokes after Jose Mourinho was announced as Roma manager 😅

[Kung Fu Changy @ChangisKahn]

Currently:

[Kung Fu Changy @ChangisKahn]

@bocoandlime it’s all a part of a marketing scheme. RIP.

[Kung Fu Changy @ChangisKahn]

Loren: “I feel attacked”

[Reid @reidiculouz]

How it started How it’s going