Chantelle 🖤

Pretty good at making people laugh and smile, pretty mediocre at everything else.

[Chantelle 🖤 @Channtella]

Do I cry a lot? All the damn time.

Wanna know what else I do?

Laugh more/harder than most.

Cheer you on with 100000% enthusiasm.

Get 10/10 excited about even small things.

Let’s let go of focusing on the negative side of people who feel a lot.

[Chantelle 🖤 @Channtella]

The thing about me is my keys are either in one of 3 places, or they could be literally anywhere on the planet and I will not know where.

[Chantelle 🖤 @Channtella]

Listen, my whole life is a joke right now. Leave me out of April fools.

[Chantelle 🖤 @Channtella]

I can shut my mouth, but can’t turn off my face subtitles, and that is by far the most difficult part of me existing.

[Chantelle 🖤 @Channtella]

@Jesterr626 All I could think was DONT LET ME GO WITH MY PANTS DOWN. NOT LIKE THIS.

[Chantelle 🖤 @Channtella]

I just choked on my own spit while in the middle of peeing.

You think you know fear? You don’t.

[Chantelle 🖤 @Channtella]

In my history classes through high school and university, so many people would gasp and ask “how could people just stand by and let that happen?”

Many of those same people today are defending Elon.

And so my friends, as it always does, history repeats itself.

[Chantelle 🖤 @Channtella]

Got called an “irreparable human” today because a lady backing out of her parking spot almost hit my car, so seems like we’re all handling this holiday season totally fine, and staying completely sane.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

just 2 dudes in 2003 not realizing they just made one of the best songs ever https://t.co/p4Z4C9jjZt

[Chantelle 🖤 @Channtella]

Quick survey;

Do you hate Dasani water or is there something wrong with you?

[Chantelle 🖤 @Channtella]

@NotWurm

[Chantelle 🖤 @Channtella]

99% sure I’m 3 minions fighting each other in a trench coat disguised as a human.

[Andrew Fox @Mr_Andrew_Fox]

Americans

[Chantelle 🖤 @Channtella]

I didn’t hold my breath. I didn’t hope. I knew that at the base of everything, there was just no way that I lived in a world where a woman of colour who supports equal ideals, would ever get chosen over a rich, white, male, felon.

Normally I love being correct. Not today.

[Chantelle 🖤 @Channtella]

Just overheard the person in front of me at the Tim’s drive thru order a large hot chocolate with one peppermint tea bag in it.

WHAT ELSE ARE YA’LL GATEKEEPING??

[Chantelle 🖤 @Channtella]

I get told I overthink or jump to conclusions, but my adhd gives me a certain level of understanding and pattern recognition that not all of us have.

9 times outta 10, my overthinking/jumping to conclusions, is just me putting the pieces together sooner than others.

[Chantelle 🖤 @Channtella]

Listen friends, I don’t run okay? So if you see me running, you definitely wanna start running too. Something’s trying to kill us.

[Chantelle 🖤 @Channtella]

My best friend just texted me to not do anything insane, and that she has a black wig ordered and on the way for me. Get yourself a best friend like mine man. 💀💀💀

[Chantelle 🖤 @Channtella]

Quick question, should I colour my hair black? I can’t stop thinking about how much I want to.

[Chantelle 🖤 @Channtella]

“Is my depression depressin, or is my life a disaster?” - a question I ask myself at least once a month.