Chantelle

Marketing & Comms with a degree in make-up design 💁🏽‍♀️✨ passionate about how the make-up industry communicates to women over 30

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

Why is TikTok Shop ALL OVER my FYP?? All of the sellers have that insufferable pyramid scheme energy “HEY GUYSSSS!! Soooo you all went cerrr-azzzy 🤪 for these last night!” 🙄🙄 - nooo I don’t like it 👎🏽☹️ #TikTok

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

Is #themayfairhotelmegabuild the most underrated show on TV?? Makes you realise how unbelievably clever the new infrastructure will be (and the people behind it) with all the stuff you don’t see, like plumbing and electrics as well as the visible elements. Incredible! 🤩

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

At this point I feel the only qualifier to say a garment is “thermal” is to be a semi-sheer tight fit with a vertical ribbed design. Maybe a scalloped neck 🥴

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

@marksandspencer I’m gonna risk it all and say Flat Capp 🥹

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

The analysis at the end of football matches reminds me of when someone describes to the person that has just had a surprise party - what they did to make the party a surprise 😑🫠 #WorldCup

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

One of my favourite shows is “A House Through Time” with @DavidOlusoga.

David’s perspective on Harry and Meghan’s Netflix series was so valuable, insightful and important. Addressing the things we know are intrinsically linked to racism in the UK.

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

@hovisbakery Oh no @hovisbakery - love these, it was just a little observation. Roll-y sorry! X

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

Is everything okay at the bakery, @hovisbakery ? I chose the medium-rare ones 🫶🏽☺️ #

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

Good - an (albeit brief) apology has been made from the BBC. Yes his nan said it. Yes it was a long time ago - but unless you have personal lived experiences of racism and/or micro aggressions you will never understand why this is unacceptable. And what a privilege that must be.

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

Petition to get the BBC and Len Goodman to apologise for his choice of words calling Coronation Chicken “foreign muck” in the words of his nan, apparently. Appalling and NO excuses because of his age. We forgive older generations for things like this too much. #PlatinumJubile

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

The replies to this are hilarious. Everyone very defensive. Funny that.

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

@virginmedia It was working today and just gone down again. And now the engineer booking isn’t working on my phone. The appointment won’t confirm. Very very frustrating!

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

@virginmedia I’ve just tried that for broadband and tv and it says no issues. No response on WhatsApp either. I’ve had no tv or broadband for 24 hours now.

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

@virginmedia I’m unable to check at the moment as that page isn’t loading. There were no issues earlier stated earlier when it was working and none stated for each of the 11 times prior to this either.

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

Okay, hear me out.

Following @MartinSLewis's advice to submit meter readings today.

The @ScottishPower website is down. You can't download the app without going to the website to verify your account AND the phone number is just ringing out.

Coincidence??

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

So in the #SpringStatement it seems like the government only recognise (by verbal reference) “hard working families” - yes absolutely - but there are OTHER segments of society that are also struggling. When my energy bill goes up, there’s no one to spilt it with!

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

Treated myself to a couple of hours central heating so I could apply fake tan without freezing my **** off. #springtime

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

Honestly - #MattHancock saying that "anyone can get into politics" (14 mins into #TheDiaryOfACEO) is staggering. Names about 3 people (men) who 'fit' that criteria and says he feels SAD that people feel that way...!! Quite simply no.

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

My lack of self respect truly comes out when my internet is down and when I run a test it says the cables are unplugged - AND I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CHECK THEM🤌🏽 #StormEunice #virginmedia

[Chantelle @ChantelleEJ]

Wow #gemmacollins is so gracious and forgiving of her mum’s perspective on her struggles growing up. It’s true, this attitude of “but you were fine!!” is generational, but it is so mature (not to sound patronising) to look beyond that.