MushroomChild

pretty&petty

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

Vegan but I still think we should eat the rich.

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

The only time I open facebook is when I'm just craving the drama

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

Women would rather marry a literal ogre over a short guy

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

Okay but for 2001 shrek is a great movie

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

America's got talent is just "my great great great grandfather died before I was born so now I wiggle my butt and sob into a microphone" and they're like " AND THAT'S A YES FROM ALL 4 OF US!"

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

IdEnTitY tHefT iS nOt a jOkE jiM

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Impersonating others is wrong!

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

I wash my vitamins down with wine because self care is important ❤️

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

Can Bill Nye run for president already?

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

Maybe covid was created so all the millennials would stay inside and breed

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

@bethanyhitt Lol it sounds like a book I'll need for my kid 🤣

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

My roommate is having her baby listen to a song called, I'm gonna eat my vegetables... My baby is just gonna have to learn the F word.

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

Doing nice things for people in need doesn't count if you shove a camera in their face

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

"Let's take a moment to honor the sacrifice of our brave school children who lay down their lives to protect our right to bear arms."

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

I'm always worried about the "well what do your parents do?" question. Like shit idk.... Drugs? Drink?

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

Big boobs make every outfit sluttier :/

[Canal Boats and Artichokes @NarrowEscapesx]

Meat is the new tobacco

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

Save Will Smith

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

I wish I could text my dog when I'm out places

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

I really didn't appreciate how masks kept my hair out of my lip gloss as much as I should've.

[MushroomChild @ChantrelSmith]

If you see me driving the actual speed limit, know it's because my dog won't stick his head out the window if I drive too fast.